Andy Carroll busy again

[Gym Beglin]

Andy Carroll interviewed by police in Dublin after alleged assault | Football | The Guardian

[Rambo]

Andy Carroll interviewed by police in Dublin after alleged assault | Football | The Guardian

 

 

Member of the gutter press got twatted by a minder? Nothing to see here

[xerxes]

Member of the gutter press got twatted by a minder? Nothing to see here

 

So it was only an assist- he didnt actually hit the target himself?

[Gym Beglin]

Why the fuck would you waste storage on a flash card to capture that lazy twat out on the piss?

 

Shit Terry Hurlock.

[Guest LFD]

"You need a bit of that!"

[kalasoma]

It's such a nothing story. Footballer in 'close proximity' to pushy photographer shocker.

[Section_31]

So with the headline being 'Carroll interviewed by police after assault', the story reveals that not only did Carroll not assault anyone, he probably didn't even speak to them, and the rest of the team was also 'quizzed by police'. Fucking hell, and this is the Guardian as well? I despair.

[dave u]

So with the headline being 'Carroll interviewed by police after assault', the story reveals that not only did Carroll not assault anyone, he probably didn't even speak to them, and the rest of the team was also 'quizzed by police'. Fucking hell, and this is the Guardian as well? I despair.

 

Yep, disgusting that. Complete non-story, but anyone who just sees the headline and doesn't read it just assumes a pissed up Carroll must have been acting the twat on a night out.

 

Should be ashamed of themselves running that 'story'.

[Lario]

That's the most nothing story I've read in a very long time.

 

Andy was out, posed for a few pics, the photographer went too far so security stopped him.

How that leads to the headline in question is beyond me.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I wanted to make a joke about him having knocked out more photographers this season than he has scored goals.

 

*huff*.

[s(k)aturation]

Fucking hell, and this is the Guardian as well? I despair.

 

Don't despair, Section.

Now you know why most of the broadsheets are available in a handy tabloid size.

[Anubis]

We can lambast the papers, but look at the thread title.

[dave u]

He's just trying to catch the eye of any newspaper editors browsing here.

[Newport]

Allegedly he as supposed to have attacked a paparazzi from a certain newspaper we don't like (who claimed to be a red). Obviously not a crime.

[Coro]

We can lambast the papers, but look at the thread title.

 

Exactly.

 

Who needs the gutter press.