Longest insult I ever seen

[Moss is Boss]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As

they

say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with

instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.

I

would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

 

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little

worm

deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad,

a

weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a

revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

 

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared

richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth

into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,

abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and

then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

 

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same

species

as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very

thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid

you.

You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus,

the

dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

 

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to

impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop

will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it

more rapidly.

 

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive

its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to

fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink

shame

of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea

of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

 

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,

nasty

and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are

unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that

reality forgot.

 

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important

statements

of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do

you

hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have

more

weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,

waiting for the bite of the snake?

 

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and

obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living

emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a

disease,

you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

 

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are

deficient

in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You

are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source

of

all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

 

You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.

You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted

boggish

foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless

crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You

cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup

pratting

naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted

fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

 

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are

degenerate,

noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I

despise

everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

 

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard

stupid.

Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond

the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are

trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far

that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no

intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on

Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire

galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.

Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some

primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure

essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond

the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is

an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me

again

for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant

questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of

the rest of this drivel. Duh.

 

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped

away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say

anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.

I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of

babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have

learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take

for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we

sometimes

forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these

things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I

would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right".

Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck

in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a

demand on you.

 

 

P.S.:

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,

deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,

opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,

racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,

imbecilic,

insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,

conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,

spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,

evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,

paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,

diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,

dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,

unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,

mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,

socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

 

I would be proud of this, tho I not found anyone worthy to waste so much time on..... yet.

 

Anyone think they could do better ?

[brucespanner]

Ya ma!

[cloggypop]

That is quite the PM . Who sent it to you ?

[Uncle_Meat]

Ya ma!

 

 

On toast!

[md1892]

Got bored after the first few lines.

[brucespanner]

You're adopted, cunt.

[fowler9]

is this the verse that was removed from the Fairytale of New York song?

[brucespanner]

Imagine fucking an Ewok?

 

I reckon it'd be like fucking a particularly hairy Mexican lady, same smell, smell mongotard strength and the same issues with drink.

 

Not sure I'd like to, but I think after a couple of dark milds I'd give it a go.

[Moss is Boss]

You're adopted, cunt.

 

You missing the point of this thread it needs to be quite a bit longer then that.

[RedinSweden]

It is really badly written.

 

Hope this helps.

[Moss is Boss]

Its is which to me gives it more credibility to be a real forum rant fueled by pure anger.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've seen bigger.

[Fugitive]

Amateur.

[Captain Turdseye]

Get a job you bellend.

[Rapey Hugh]

Fuck this guy

[Remmie]

[YOUTUBE]fuCZE7zSsoY[/YOUTUBE]

[Moss is Boss]

Amateur.

 

Chicken rapist.

 

See I can do conjecture too.

 

Get a job you bellend.

 

As above tho I think dogs are more up your street.

[Moss is Boss]

Fuck this guy

 

You run out of protestants ?

[Fowlers God]

I stopped reading after the first paragraph. What a shit thread, no purpose or direction.

[Tommy Lawrence]

I've had worse.

[Captain Turdseye]

As above tho I think dogs are more up your street.

 

Dog fucking?

 

I think you've got me mixed up with someone else.

[Bjornebye]

oh god

[Moss is Boss]

Dog fucking?

 

I think you've got me mixed up with someone else.

 

So you didn't understand the word conjecture ?

 

Google it numb nuts.

[Bjornebye]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As

they

say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with

instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.

I

would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

 

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little

worm

deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad,

a

weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a

revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

 

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared

richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth

into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,

abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and

then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

 

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same

species

as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very

thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid

you.

You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus,

the

dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

 

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to

impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop

will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it

more rapidly.

 

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive

its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to

fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink

shame

of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea

of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

 

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,

nasty

and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are

unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that

reality forgot.

 

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important

statements

of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do

you

hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have

more

weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,

waiting for the bite of the snake?

 

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and

obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living

emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a

disease,

you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

 

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are

deficient

in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You

are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source

of

all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

 

You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.

You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted

boggish

foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless

crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You

cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup

pratting

naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted

fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

 

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are

degenerate,

noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I

despise

everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

 

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard

stupid.

Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond

the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are

trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far

that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no

intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on

Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire

galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.

Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some

primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure

essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond

the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is

an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me

again

for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant

questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of

the rest of this drivel. Duh.

 

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped

away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say

anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.

I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of

babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have

learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take

for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we

sometimes

forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these

things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I

would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right".

Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck

in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a

demand on you.

 

 

P.S.:

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,

deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,

opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,

racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,

imbecilic,

insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,

conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,

spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,

evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,

paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,

diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,

dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,

unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,

mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,

socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

 

I would be proud of this, tho I not found anyone worthy to waste so much time on..... yet.

 

Anyone think they could do better ?

 

was this my neg at you last night? I knew i was pissed like but fucking hell. oh well take it on the chin like the fucking whopper you are.

[Moss is Boss]

oh god

 

I am surprised you haven't called me a moron , idiot or mong by now.