Definitely true things you've heard about Footballers

[Furmedge]

Chris Bart Williams of Nottingham Forest and Championship Manager fame once auditioned for Hollyoaks, but was turned down for the role after allegedly demanding he was allowed to say "if there's talcum powder in the itching powder tub then that means.........oh boy!!" in every episode.

[Reckoner]

Ian Ormandroyed used to be deputy regional manager of an abattoir in Berwick. He would often be heard celebrating goals by shouting "that's a lovely slice of prime goal" to his confused team mates, in a tribute to his old employers.

Ian, speaking in 1997, said he had no plans to return to the meat processing industry.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

After a bad concussion during a FA Cup game in 1978 ex Liverpool defencer Colin Irwin still thinks he is Franz Beckenbaeur because Joe Fagan told him he was whilst concussed.

He now speaks in a thick Geman accent and keeps in touch with Pele via Skype.

[ChrisM]

Billy Davies second daughter threw herself to dirty water.

[Trumo]

Ivory Coast goalkeeper Boubacar Barry is actually Gareth Barry's real brother.

[Trumo]

Iain Dowie is the No1 pin-up for the teenage girls of Papua New Guinea.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Niclas Alexanderson's Everton career was cut short when he became addicted to sayers Steak Slices and his weight spiralled out of control. Despite Harvey from celebrity fat club being hired by The Everton hierarchy he was unable to resolve the issue

[Trumo]

One-time Everton left back Neil Pointon has a religious shrine dedicated to him in the Maika National Park in the DR Congo. Worshippers arrive wearing mullets and moustaches, and are treated to a post-worship meal of Picnic bars and cartons of Um Bongo - the national drink. Sacrificial offerings of marmosets are only allowed once the animals have been allowed to pick mandarins.

[Pony Princess]

Sammi Hypia owns an angler fish which feeds on Aldi king prawns.

[Trumo]

Dan Petrescu was due to enter the 2012 Grand National as a trainer, until both his horses - Medium Rare and Side Of Onions - disappeared in mysterious circumstances. He has been liaising with the police ever since but as yet they've found no leads.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Johnny Evans appears briefly in the film troll 2. He was the actual wing mirror in which a character noticed the towns name nilbog was actually goblin spelt backwards.

 

Edit:

I've even found a picture there he is bottome left

 

[Trumo]

I once got negged by Dutch legend Johnny Rep.

[s(k)aturation]

Joel Bats and Stanley Bowles.

[cloggypop]

Craig Johnstone invented both the shellsuit and the colour turquoise .

[Bobby Hundreds]

David icke once called Michael Owen a mad bastard.

[Trumo]

Boxing promoter Don King is the real father of former USA international Alexi Lalas.

[alles ist gut]

Fellow former USA international player John Harkes breeds award-winning racing chinchillas.

[Trumo]

Olof Mellberg lives in a house with a thatched roof made from his own beard hair. He's recently been growing it again because he's working on an extension.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Xabi Alonso lives next door to Olof Mellberg, and his thatch is better.

[Jairzinho]

Andrea Pirlo has previously turned down offers from the 02 Arena and Boeing factory to cover theirs.

[Trumo]

Gunter Netzer used to be a member of Kraftwerk but left to pursue a football career before they hit the big time.

[Megadrive Man]

John Arne Riise is addicted to cheesy wotsits, as he just loves the orange residue that gets left on his fingers and lips.

[Trumo]

Former West Ham and Liverpool left-back Julian Dicks recently picked his missus up from an appointment at the doctors, and as he was waiting for her, he saw a strange lanky bloke arguing with the receptionist about what the symptoms of TB are, while demonstrating an exaggerated cough and waffling on about 'baylifts'. 

[manwiththestick]

Stephen Hughes was shunned by his Arsenal team mates for endorsing a Heinz limited edition dolphin flavoured Toast Topper, resulting in his move to Everton.

[Harry Squatter]

Ryan Giggs would stick his dick in a toaster and shag a barbers floor