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19 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Tom Davies and Fabian Delph we’re outside The Hilton in the early hours of this morning, setting fireworks off.

Tom was wearing a Vivienne Westwood play suit in Tyrian purple with a matching clutch purse and spurs, Fabian was in his dressing gown open at the waist.

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Ex-Denmark defender Marc Rieper brought home some Carolina Reaper chilli seeds to grow the world's hottest pepper in his polytunnel at home. He renamed it the Copenhagen Rieper.

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6 hours ago, Trumo said:

Ex-Denmark defender Marc Rieper brought home some Carolina Reaper chilli seeds to grow the world's hottest pepper in his polytunnel at home. He renamed it the Copenhagen Rieper.

Blue Oyster Cult wrote a song about him "Don't Fear The Rieper" because they didnt think he was any good. But CBS spelt his name wrong on the label.

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Jamie Vardy was due to appear on an edition on Mastermind, specialist subject late Renaissance art of 16th century, but had to cancel at the last minute after being reminded of a prior engagement at a fight in a car park behind Wetherspoons.

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On 01/05/2022 at 16:55, Trumo said:

Ex-Denmark defender Marc Rieper brought home some Carolina Reaper chilli seeds to grow the world's hottest pepper in his polytunnel at home. He renamed it the Copenhagen Rieper.

It is believed he has made a fortune after designing clotheswear brand 'No Fear.'

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After all the social media rumours about his personal life, ref Bobby Madley had to move to a new town and assume a new identity like the police do with people under witness protection. His new alias? Keith Lard.

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Thiago has his leg bones surgically replaced by that of a stork, and the muscles replaced with those jelly monster sweets that you used to buy. You know, the ones that came in a plastic mould that you used to slurp out. 

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