Definitely true things you've heard about Footballers

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Roy Keane only eats Wham Bars. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin 1,123]

23 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Harry Maguire was once nearly kidnapped by Albanians on the Greek island of Mykonos. 

Harry Maguire's head is bigger than the Greek island of Mykonos.

[Trumo 14,175]

Franz Beckenbauer's dad invented the Oktoberfest.

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Joe Cole was 24 before he learned that his dad didn't invent coleslaw. He now thinks it was Carlton Cole's dad.

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Tony Cascarino actually qualified to play for the Republic of Ireland because his grandfather was a real live leprechaun, but he didn't want the press to get wind of it.

[Gnasher 1,779]

The truck that hit Clarke Carlisle in his failed suicide bid in 2014 was coincidentally a Clarkes wagon on it's way to Carlisle.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 8,018]

Jordan Pickford has had a medieval torture rack fitted in his garage. 

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Sergio Aguero can trace his ancestry all the way back to Fred Flintstone. He said his legs should of been the first giveaway. 

[Chocoholic 961]

Making a joke of someone's attempted suicide is utter shithouse and has no place here or anywhere else.

[RJ Fan club 1,218]

Chris Kiwomya only eats Chicken and Mushroom pot noodles

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Gunnar Halle owns a lesbian only hotdog stand 

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Reuben Agboola owns a children’s soft play centre in Conway 

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Etienne Verveer owns a pub in Ipswich and waters down the mild. 

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Don O'Riordan onced owned a discotheque in the Devon countryside. It’s only got 3 records, Saturday Night Fever and two by the Wurzels. It’s never turned a profit.

 

they use The Blackbird to close the night. 

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Former Brazilian international Hulk takes his nickname from the fact that he lives on an abandoned prison ship. His facial resemblance to Lou Ferrigno is just a coincidence. 

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3 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Former Brazilian international Hulk takes his nickname from the fact that he lives on an abandoned prison ship. His facial resemblance to Lou Ferrigno is just a coincidence. 

Roger Palmer once screen tested and was accepted for the part of Dr Banner. But he didn’t fancy the commute from Oldham to Hollywood 

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Graeme Le Saux owned a race-horse called Bret 'The Hitman' Hart in the 90's that was allergic to cheese. 

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Harry Kane recently split up with the love of his life and called her a slag after pulling the last petal off a flower and claiming she loved him not. 

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Kenny Wharton only smokes Silk Cut Ultra 

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1 hour ago, RJ Fan club said:

Gunnar Halle owns a lesbian only hotdog stand 

I heard it was a kebab shop.

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Colin Hendry has started a pools competition for curling.

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Joe Royle likes to go on motorbiking trips in Vietnam. He can't find a helmet to fit him, so he always goes to a local market, buys half a large watermelon and plonks it on his head after discarding all the scooped out flesh. He has no need for a strap.

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Jordan Pickford is a trained short hand typist.

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13 hours ago, Trumo said:

He has no need for a strap.

Nice bit of technical info there

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Legendary footballer and administrator , Itor Abollockoff, was so partisan towards CSKA Sofia that when Head of Bulgarian FA he insisted that Radzgrad rename themselves Ludogorets, an anagram of Good Result which every opposition managers says after playing them in Europe.