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West Ham's Declan Rice has had to make 3 trips per week to his local Tesco during this lockdown, and it has enlightened him on a few things. One of which is that apples grow on trees and you can buy them at the supermarket all year round. You don't have to bob for them at Halloween.

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American songwriters Scott English and Larry Weiss wrote Hi Ho Silverlining after they shared a house in Wisconsin back in the 60's and none other than Dean Windass did their cavity wall insulation and only charged them 55p. 

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Sergio Aguero will not stay in his house alone at any time. He watched Casper for the first time last year and it turned his hair white. He keeps seeing ghosts in the house so his wife removed all mirrors, he also never checks his own poos, as he is scared of his own shite.

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Steve Bould and ex Forumla One Driver Johnny Herbert have never been seen in the same building at the same time. 

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More lockdown related news:

 

Bored of Netflix, Xbox and Instagram, Norwich midfielder Noel Cantwell has found a novel way to pass the time while stuck at home. No it doesn't involve reading books. He started last Friday by cooking a packet of Batchelor's Super Noodles, and then sticking them back together end-to-end to form one giant super noodle before eating it. He finally started eating it today, and he reckons he'll be done by Wednesday.

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