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I'm Alan Partridge was losely based on John Warks stint on Radio Anglia when he was at Ipswich where he ran a weekly segment on the book Pappilon. 

 

It all went tits up when John Wark was invited to visit Devils Island and ended up wrestling with and killing a shark.

 

The phones ins that followed got heated and his radio career ended the day and disgruntled listener threw a shark at him in BHS. 

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Jordan Pickford's first World Cup experience was watching the 2002 edition on TV. He was so enamoured of the Cameroon team that he asked his parents for a long-sleeved Cameroon shirt.

 

Like this one.

 

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Balding pundit Danny Murphy wrote a letter of complaint to Eurosport after watching the World Sambo Championship on their channel, because ‘all the competitors were Chinese (sic), and none of them were even black’.

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Danny Rose's mantelpiece is adorned with trophies he won at School in the three legged and egg and Spoon races.  

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Dean Windass is the only man legally allowed to have sex with a Donkey provided that a wind-turbine is visible from the location. 

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3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Dean Windass is the only man legally allowed to have sex with a Donkey provided that a wind-turbine is visible from the location. 

Is that visible by the donkey, or Windass?
Legal proceedings are so tricky.

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58 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

Is that visible by the donkey, or Windass?
Legal proceedings are so tricky.

The bloke filming it 

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