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Definitely true things you've heard about Footballers


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Roy Hodgson is actually the bastard son of Adolf Hitler and 3rd in line to the throne.

 

He is also the founding member of Siegfried and Roy and he does actually have a magic wand but Phil the Greek killed Diana with it and it's powers died.

 

Blatter has a dossier and is considering to reveal all in events that could shock the nation.

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This IS the 'Definitely true things you've heard about Footballers' thread isn't it? Dickless

You're not getting it at all, are you, dickless & vadgeless?

 

Read this thread.  Pick up the theme.

 

Read other threads - e.g. the Benteke thread - and go and park your opinions there.

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