Definitely true things you've heard about Footballers

[SammyAftershave]

It stands to reason that Sammy Lee would indeed have been quite small in 1963 after being forcibly downsized from being a 7' 3" baby by his parents. They achieved this by taking turns of standing him up and continually pushing down on his head and this practice was instrumental in how he developed his own teamwork ethic and coaching methods, or so I've been reliably told.

[Bjornebye]

Trent Alexander-Arnold has a fetish for pregnant women 

[Jairzinho]

Can can can-can.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Roy Keane was bullied as a child for refusing to step on cracks in the pavement, all the way into his teens. 

[Anubis]

When at United, Roy Keane used to stumble home pissed and take shits in the street gutter, much to the annoyance of his affluent neighbours.

 

That is actually true.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The only artwork in Glenn Murray's house are framed jigsaws he's completed.

[SammyAftershave]

Luke Chadwick had the words 'Bottom Feeder' tattooed on his forehead in invisible ink for his 21st birthday. The tattoo only becomes evident when party revelers urinate on his face and  expose it to ultra violet light.

[Bjornebye]

Harry Kanes favourite game is conkers. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Ian Snodin runs a Shoe Shine Stall in Leeds called Welcome to the leather dome.

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Harry Kanes favourite game is conkers. 

Which he plays with his Willy Wonkas.

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Ian Snodin runs a Shoe Shine Stall in Leeds called Welcome to the leather dome.

I thought that was the name of Redderz pub

[rubble-rouser]

Olivier Dacourt cannot pronounce the word 'curry' and so has to ask for 'yellow sauce' on his chips every night. 

[Trumo]

Former Blackburn, Chelsea and Ireland winger and Simpsons fanatic Damien Duff has bought every can of Duff beer from Lidl stores in the Bolton area.

[Reckoner]

Ian Ormendroyd used to manage a florist in chester, which could be visited as part of the famous ghost walk. Customers could buy a spooky bat bouquet as part of the deal for an extra £2.

[rubble-rouser]

Wes Morgan played two of the ghostly figures in the Halloween Live episode of 'Inside Number 9'. 

[Bjornebye]

Shaka Hislop is enjoying his 16th week at the top of the Trinidad and Tobago charts with his cover of "Sweet Child Of Mine" 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Nicklas bendtner claims to be the only person alive Mr T didn't pity.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Scott Parker is set to play Stanley Moon in an updated version of Shine On Harvey Moon. Harry Redknapp will play Harvey.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Shaka Hislop is enjoying his 16th week at the top of the Trinidad and Tobago charts with his cover of "Sweet Child Of Mine" 

Shaka Hislop wanted to play as a striker but because he was so tall he was put in goal. He enjoyed it so much he stayed there. He is still there to this day. He is not allowed to leave the goal and this caused many problems when recording the video for "Sweet Child Of Mine". The goalposts had to be edited out of the video and replaced with roses and guns.

[Trumo]

Spurs' midfield lump Eric Dier investigated his family tree online, and it turns out he is in fact related to a tree.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

28 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Spurs' midfield lump Eric Dier investigated his family tree online, and it turns out he is in fact related to a tree.

The Sap!

[Elite]

Costa Rican legend Paulo Wanchope won his first competitive Karate fight with a singular strike which KO'd his opponent.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Joe Cole has the highest I.Q. ever recorded but he cannot work a Microwave.

[Guest]

59 minutes ago, Elite said:

Costa Rican legend Paulo Wanchope won his first competitive Karate fight with a singular strike which KO'd his opponent.

So Wanchope won with one chop? 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Leon Osman’s real name is Noel Mason. He changed it because he could.