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Definitely true things you've heard about Footballers

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#2. Current Stoke player Michael Owen sleeps with his head in a padded wooden box at night so that he doesn’t injure himself.

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#3. Former Scotland centre back Colin Hendry travels the U.S. selling hair extensions to African American women and calls himself The Bouffantanator.

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#4. Once world renowned Arsenal midfield Anders Limpar now works as a petrol station attendant in Solihull, where he has been accused of eating all the Walnut Whips on two separate occasions by the franchise holder.

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Danny invincible is vulnerable to insette hairspray. He inherited his family name which derives from a time one of his ancestors ate half a sandwhich before realizing the bread was mouldy.. He finished the sandwhich.

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#7. Gary Linakers love of Walkers crisps led him to surgically replace his inner ear drums with crisps during the 2010 World Cup. This has the added benefit of being unable to hear Alan Shearer.

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Hilariously' date=' race-card specialist Clarke Carlisle has never actually been to the sleepy borders hamlet of Carlisle.[/quote']

 

City hombre, city.

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Rod Fanni of Olympique de Marseille is the official "Best Comedy Footballer Name Ever", narrowly beating off the challenge of Brian Pinas.

 

Honourable mention goes to former Portuguese international goalkeeper Quim.

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Legendary Dutch midfield tyro Ruud Gullit bought a machine off Dinsdale Piranha, in the Tap Room of the Duck & Drake, that allows you to reseal packets of Reveals; only noticeable to the most astute of observers.

 

Mrs Gullit has been convinced that orange Revels have been discontinued for three years now, poor bastard.

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Marouanne Fellaini breeds Zebra Finches and likes to keep them in his hair. On match days he ofcourse removes them, they are looked after by Bill Kenwright in his Wool shop.

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