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Jennifer Lawrence NSFW


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Was that at the end of his "Public Image ltd" (PIL) days? 

 

Looks most likely it was just after Public Image Ltd as they ended initially in 1992 and Open Up was released in 1993. Perhaps he sung it during the final weeks or perhaps straight after.

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Dear Jennifer, 

I am a normal guy, 37, with a great personality.  Some say I'm made for going out with a celebrity because I'm very laid back, but driven, and discreet, but also able to handle myself and protect a loved one.

 

I can't help but notice you on the internet sometimes, and I like you.  Ok, you rock my mind.

 

Jen, let's get to the point, you've got a lot of mail to open today from weirdo's, I want to climb inside you and cry.  I look at your body and it looks compatible with my cock in terms of length and girth.  Just a hunch, but I've got an eye for these things.  If you want anal we can, my cock isn't massive so it won't ruin your ass (that;s what you call it in the USA!), and you can still wear tight things without people seeing a prolapsed anus

 

Sorry to be so crude, but we're both adults here.  I'm a bloke, you're a woman, I've seen your pics on the fappening, which I thought was a fucking disgrace.  Wouldn't have happened if we were together.  Do you see already how your life could be better with me, a rock, to support you and set your accounts up properly?

 

Andy

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Dear Jennifer, 

I am a normal guy, 37, with a great personality.  Some say I'm made for going out with a celebrity because I'm very laid back, but driven, and discreet, but also able to handle myself and protect a loved one.

 

I can't help but notice you on the internet sometimes, and I like you.  Ok, you rock my mind.

 

Jen, let's get to the point, you've got a lot of mail to open today from weirdo's, I want to climb inside you and cry.  I look at your body and it looks compatible with my cock in terms of length and girth.  Just a hunch, but I've got an eye for these things.  If you want anal we can, my cock isn't massive so it won't ruin your ass (that;s what you call it in the USA!), and you can still wear tight things without people seeing a prolapsed anus

 

Sorry to be so crude, but we're both adults here.  I'm a bloke, you're a woman, I've seen your pics on the fappening, which I thought was a fucking disgrace.  Wouldn't have happened if we were together.  Do you see already how your life could be better with me, a rock, to support you and set your accounts up properly?

 

Andy

 

Is this shit supposed to be funny?

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