30 years in the future...

[Sugar Ape]

... what do you think will have changed greatly in the world? Any new technologies that will change the way mankind lives? 3rd world war will have kicked off? Any of our many resident conspiracy lunatics think we'll have made contact with aliens?

 

I'll start with an easy one. Hermes will be celebrating his 131st birthday making him the worlds oldest man.

[Vincent Vega]

... what do you think will have changed greatly in the world? Any new technologies that will change the way mankind lives? 3rd world war will have kicked off? Any of our many resident conspiracy lunatics think we'll have made contact with aliens?

 

I'll start with an easy one. Hermes will be celebrating his 131st birthday making him the worlds oldest man.

 

And he still won't have signed up as a gold member, the mingebag.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Not sure, mate. Hope this helps.

 

EDIT: Just back from the future to tell you we invented time machines.

[brucespanner]

Your kids will be putting you in some godforsaken hell hole of an old folks home, where you'll spend your days shitting yourself and crying.

 

It's coming to us all.

[Bobby Hundreds]

It will be like mad max with oil running so low. The future is doomed.

[Bjornebye]

coal mines and cattle trucks. after the big freeze in 2017.

[Fugitive]

If some of the resident loons where being fingered in the arse aboard an intergalactic space wagon by E.T. and his mate, I'd be delighted to have been proved wrong.

 

Does alien life exist elsewhere in the universe? Probably

Have we been visited by them? No

Will we in our lifetime? No

Are the distances just too far? Yes

 

My prediction: Man will set foot on Mars.

[VladimirIlyich]

If some of the resident loons where being fingered in the arse aboard an intergalactic space wagon by E.T. and his mate, I'd be delighted to have been proved wrong.

 

Does alien life exist elsewhere in the universe? Probably

Have we been visited by them? No

Will we in our lifetime? No

Are the distances just too far? Yes

 

My prediction: Man will set foot on Mars.

 

Its not a Mars its a pile of dogshit.

[Sut]

We'll see things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. We'll watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will eventually be lost in time... like tears in rain... Then it will be time to die.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Dave will still be begging for money to run his site on web 25.8

SL will be calling people mongs

We will all speak cantonese

[md1892]

My money is on a zombie apocalypse.

[Kevin D]

Code22 will be demanding that Jamie Carragher be sacked for rubbing his hands at Jontxu Alonso.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

The BBC will still be doing enquires into who else was a kiddy fiddler alongside Savile.

 

Justin Bieber will have just won his second election as president.

 

The Rolling Stones will be doing there 80th aniversary tour.

 

Dave will at last get hold of a Baros headband circa 2003 style to wear with his wig of flowing blond locks.

 

Code will be a hollyesque computer aboard a spaceship.

[Alan Sex]

If some of the resident loons where being fingered in the arse aboard an intergalactic space wagon by E.T. and his mate, I'd be delighted to have been proved wrong.

 

Does alien life exist elsewhere in the universe? Probably

Have we been visited by them? No

Will we in our lifetime? No

Are the distances just too far? Yes

 

My prediction: Man will set foot on Mars.

 

I stepped on a Milky Way once. Close enough?

[RoboRiise]

As long as I finally get a silver jumpsuit and a flying car, I don't give a fuck.

[G Richards]

I'm hoping for flying cars.

[Remmie]

As long as I finally get a silver jumpsuit and a flying car, I don't give a fuck.

 

I'm hoping for flying cars.

We already have them, they are called Aeroplanes you dribblechins.

[Captain Turdseye]

Audley Harrison will be coming out of retirement for one last redemption fight, rubbishing claims that he's past his best, even though he's lost his last 56 fights by 1st round KO, dying 3 times in the process.

[zigackly]

Your kids will be putting you in some godforsaken hell hole of an old folks home, where you'll spend your days shitting yourself and crying.

 

It's coming to us all.

 

Not me it's not. I don't have kids.

[jonnybastard]

We'll still be waiting for Thatcher to die after doctors turn her into a davros style mutation. And I'll have a hoverboard, ooh yeah.

[jonnybastard]

Not me it's not. I don't have kids.

 

Then you'll still be in a home, but no one will notice your alzhiemers,

[zigackly]

Then you'll still be in a home, but no one will notice your alzhiemers,

 

Yeah but at least I won't be able to remember I've got it.

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

they will have found a way of harvesting Anti-matter....and the universe will be out oyster..

 

Probably

[Pony Princess]

Sexbots

[RedinSweden]

I'm only interested in hoverboards. If the future doesn't contain hoverboards, it can fuck right off.