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[FanchesterCity]

 

I always knew Fergie would go far... but I didn't think I'd knock him 269 yards

[Barzini]

 

Chelsea swoop to sign Tevez

[Guest LFD]

 

Suarez had to take a moment in training when he heard how much Joe Cole was getting paid each week!

[Guest LFD]

 

Suarez had to take a moment in training when he heard how much Joe Cole was getting paid each week!

[goatboy59]

FANCY DRESS NIGHT GOES AWRY AT THE BRIDGE

 

 

"I have come"

 

 

"Aaaaaaaaaargh!

 

 

"Oops"

 

 

"Hey! Who's gonna clear this shit up?"

Edited November 11, 2012 by goatboy59

[goatboy59]

 

"It's for my daughter, honest"

 

"What, a letter that says 'Dear Stan, I quit and I want Rafa to take over from me signed A WENGER? You must think I was born yesterday"

 

"Giz a job, go on, giz it. I can win nothing for years. I can pass it round aimlessly with no end product. I can drag a team into 4th place in an endless cycle of turgid, joyless, moneygrabbing tedium. I can roll over to Chelsea and United year in year out. I can wear a stupid long coat that makes me look like a concertina run over by a steamroller"

 

"Oh fuck off..."

[dave u]

A few new ones....

 

 

 

 

 

 

[silverlining]

John Terry Translation device:

 

"HURTY! Mongo leg-foot bad hurty! No more play kickball"

 

Translation:

 

"I am in severe pain. I think I may have suffered some ligament damage and therefore require immediate substitution from the field of play"

[Trumo]

 

Chelsea's anti-racism stance took a new twist when they decided to hire Black and Asian stewards to control their baying mob.

[twigs]

 

HW: I'm warning you, any more throwing yourself about the place and you're off!

LS: FFS, we haven't even kicked off yet!!!

[havarantagain]

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Terry finally accepted his four game ban was far too lenient and acknowledged he deserved at least four more games on the sidelines.

[Nomad]

 

10 times You said it, go on say it one more time so me the FA and big alex can fuck you over AGAIN.

[twigs]

 

JT: Ash, Lamps, oh how it hurts!! *sob* Where are they, why aren't they here for me?? *sob*

[goatboy59]

Owen joins Village People

 

 

It's fun to stay at the Beeeee U P A

 

It's fun to stay at the Beeeee U P Aaaaaaa

[Trumo]

 

JT. Captain. Leader. Crock.

[Tommy Lawrence]

 

 

Howard Webb shows his impartiality by nutting Suarez.

[goatboy59]

Old person reference alert

 

 

"Kirano! Ki-raaa-nooooo!"

 

"Ayeeeeeargh!"

[goatboy59]

Mind games failing

 

 

Remember what I said, Joe, you're a tiger - rrrrrrrrraarrrrrrrr!

[Trumo]

 

Webb hadn't quite figured out what 'el Pistolero' means.

[Strontium]

 

Fair's fair - you can only have a pen if I'm invited to the party afterwards

[dave u]

Only tomorrow left now for these, keep em coming.

[Pidge]

 

Guys! Guys!! I'm Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide open!

 

 

"Well no, obviously I can't prove that I'm not..."

[Pidge]

Barzini and Stronts earning some rep.

[Bobby Hundreds]

 

Webb: tell me what colour is this shirt in Spanish

 

Suarez: negro

 

Webb: oh no you fuckin di'int

[Dr Nowt]

Won't let me include the caption link due to too few posts, but re the stricken bully who cries:

 

Chelsea physio: "Sorry John, the swelling and disfiguration's too severe for us to treat pitch side".

 

Terry:" It wasn't my head he landed on."