Would you sleep around while in a relationship?

[lifetime fan]

48 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

You'll need to suppress that if you ever want to get another bird. Fake it til you are it. Don't be a soyboy betacuck. Be a Chad. 

 

Amen. 

 

There’s nothing less attractive to women than a needy, controlling, jealous and untrusting guy. 

 

They’re also far more likely to cheat on a bloke who always thinks they’re going to. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

8 minutes ago, Liverpool lad said:

I am not sure if I have replied in this thread before but I could not afford to have an affair. 

 

I have told my girlfriend this

 

 

Hope you followed this with "you're so lucky that have me"

[Liverpool lad]

Between the Reds and five aside, my free time to be romancing other women is limited

 

I have also told her this

 

 

[lifetime fan]

The ex found a load of johnnies in my work bag years ago and kicked off wrongly thinking I was cheating on her. 

 

After I pointed out I had to distribute them for work and had a load of sexual health booklets in there too she started to calm down. 

 

I then told her ‘one nagging cunt is enough, I don’t want a second’. 

 

She never did see the funny side of that where as I thought it hilarious and enjoyed constantly reminding her. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

The ex found a load of johnnies in my work bag years ago and kicked off wrongly thinking I was cheating on her. 

 

After I pointed out I had to distribute them for work and had a load of sexual health booklets in there too she started to calm down. 

 

I then told her ‘one nagging cunt is enough, I don’t want a second’. 

 

She never did see the funny side of that where as I thought it hilarious and enjoyed constantly reminding her. 

One of the nagging cunts is worth it,the other you can divorce!

[lifetime fan]

27 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

One of the nagging cunts is worth it, the other you can divorce!

 

Unfortunately I’m still married to the cunt at the moment. 

[Ken Robber]

7 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

SUMO - shut up move on

 

Get over it.  

Pretty much 

 

Don't get me wrong, I did end up getting in shape and landing a decent job not too long after. Those combined meant I got a lot more attention than I did previously. It's more just the idea of going into a relationship again that gives me anxiety.