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Tonsillectomy


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"Alan Sex;3382940"]Had my uvula lasered off and palate lasered due to sleep apnea a couple years ago. Unbelievable pain. I feel your pain. Was a rough 2 weeks or so.

 

Fuck that sounds horrendous.

 

It really was. The Doc said it was way worse than a tonsillectomy - not to make light of your pain (as in "which would feel better, having an arm cut off or a leg?"). Could barely even drink let alone eat for the first week. Using a straw was nigh on impossible. On the plus side, with no uvula I rarely choke any more when giving myself head.

 

I always wondered what a uvula was for - still not sure but you know the odd occasion you are eating/drinking and some goes down the wind pipe, choking you? I seem to have a harder time stopping that from happening.

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Bastards gave me toast the next morning with no butter and cornflakes with no milk , so i could get used to it to "toughen my throat up " i would have said something had i not been on a drip and constantly throwing up because some cunt hadn't checked my records to see if was allergic to a particular anesthetic.

 

Went fucking private as well before the usual harpies start on about the NHS.

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I had my tonsils out as a wee lad. It wasn't that bad. What a bunch of fairies you are.

 

I did have a benign lump removed from my tongue last year. Now that was an experience.

 

I went into the dental hospital here in Dublin to get it removed. I was doing a job in the college next door that day so thought I'd just go back to work. How wrong was I!

 

After getting about 5 injections into my tongue the reality started to kick in. Then the dentist whipped out the scalpel and proceeded to cut the lump off of my tongue. I remember his hand coming out and it was covered in blood. I just said to myself. "yep, that's going to hurt when these injections wear off"

 

I got 4 stitches as well. Needless to say them fuckers popped out within an hour. After the procedure I met my dad. He asks would I be ok for work. I just opened my gob and showed him my "pain". He just brought me home.

 

When I got home I got a post it pad like a fucking dummy. I wrote on it for the missus. "I'm going to bed until I can talk. Don't bother talking to me because I've just had A CHUNK OF MY TONGUE CHOPPED OFF"

 

Luckily enough it healed within a week and I was back to normal.

 

Man up cry babies!

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Had them out a few years back. Proper sore.

 

Was looking forward to the icecream part, but before I could start, they brought me in some dry toast. They said that the new way of post op was rough food to help scrape away infections.

 

I reckon they were just sadistic bitches though, as that hurt like fuck!

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I had my tonsils out as a wee lad. It wasn't that bad. What a bunch of fairies you are.

 

I did have a benign lump removed from my tongue last year. Now that was an experience.

 

I went into the dental hospital here in Dublin to get it removed. I was doing a job in the college next door that day so thought I'd just go back to work. How wrong was I!

 

After getting about 5 injections into my tongue the reality started to kick in. Then the dentist whipped out the scalpel and proceeded to cut the lump off of my tongue. I remember his hand coming out and it was covered in blood. I just said to myself. "yep, that's going to hurt when these injections wear off"

 

I got 4 stitches as well. Needless to say them fuckers popped out within an hour. After the procedure I met my dad. He asks would I be ok for work. I just opened my gob and showed him my "pain". He just brought me home.

 

When I got home I got a post it pad like a fucking dummy. I wrote on it for the missus. "I'm going to bed until I can talk. Don't bother talking to me because I've just had A CHUNK OF MY TONGUE CHOPPED OFF"

 

Luckily enough it healed within a week and I was back to normal.

 

Man up cry babies!

 

Man up Bonnie ya big fuckin puff...

 

Ichi The Killer - Tongue Cutting Scene - Vidéo Dailymotion

 

5 fucking girlie injections ? Ha !

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Had mine out ten years ago, unbelievably sore afterwards. I can remember waking up in the early hours with my throat on fire because I'd been snoring. A couple of points - use Voltarol which gives you small windows of being able to eat / drink normally, and the pain just stopped suddenly after two weeks.

 

Good luck.

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Had mine out ten years ago, unbelievably sore afterwards. I can remember waking up in the early hours with my throat on fire because I'd been snoring. A couple of points - use Voltarol which gives you small windows of being able to eat / drink normally, and the pain just stopped suddenly after two weeks.

 

Good luck.

When I saw your post I knew you'd have some sound advice to impart. Thought for a while we should have an 'Ask Al' thread ;)

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