Nerd Credentials

[stringvest]

I'm not the Head of Programme Management, I'm the Sales & Marketing Director. In all fairness, this rant was actually more directed at project managers and architects rather than actual developers - but, you know, techies are techies when you have a bad day

 

That's true, they're all cunts, and they're all dotted all over the autistic spectrum.

[Carvalho Diablo]

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[Champ]

I think he has died. I mentioned it a while back in the 'where are certain posters'. He is/was a motorbiker and said he wasn't in good physical shape. He's never vanished for more than a month or two so I think he's a gonner.

 

See you in Equestria, pony-bro :(

 

I could probably dig out his real life name, if that's any help?

[Total Longo]

But seriously, I am a very tuned-in developer to the big picture, I work best in an agile environment, I document well, I code well, I don't work for any place that isn't into test-driven design (unit tests) so my work I can happily say is really high quality.

 

[Alan Sex]

[Fink]

My credentials - I play german/euro board games (power grid, Settlers of catan, eclipse, agricoa etc).

 

Also play x-wing miniatures which is fucking ace..but fucknig embarrassing.

 

I counter this by the fact I am also good at most sports.

[Section_31]

Last night I was watching a DVD of Star Trek IV and the disk started skipping, so I put in my other copy of Star Trek IV. 

[Kevin D]

Last night I was watching a DVD of Star Trek IV and the disk started skipping, so I put in my other copy of Star Trek IV.

 

Did you have another copy taped to your back, like Bruce Willis in Die Hard?

[Section_31]

Did you have another copy taped to your back, like Bruce Willis in Die Hard?

Funny you should say that as I have two copies of Die Hard.

[stringvest]

Funny you should say that as I have two copies of Die Hard.

 

I always thought that was a Welsh porno.

[Tony Moanero]

I own 4 copies of The Goonies on DVD and have 3 different Stars Wars boxsets. Not the Prequels though, they're rubbish.

[stringvest]

I had a job teaching computer programming in 1984.  

[Tony Moanero]

I watch porn and play with my willy whist wearing my reading glasses.

[Boss]

I own 4 copies of The Goonies on DVD and have 3 different Stars Wars boxsets. Not the Prequels though, they're rubbish.

 

The question is have you got the Clone Wars TV series?

[Tony Moanero]

The question is have you got the Clone Wars TV series?

Never heard of the cunt.

[Bjornebye]

I had a job teaching computer programming in 1984.

Step up from making swords for the romans mate. Bravo.

[Tony Moanero]

I've have a Star Wars king size bed duvet cover and pillow case set though, which my wife HATES.

[ZonkoVille77]

I still make star wars models. Whatever I can find. Calms the brain when I'm hyper and the missus isn't putting out.

[Strontium]

I've have a Star Wars king size bed duvet cover and pillow case set though, which my wife HATES.

 

If only I could get anything like that in Super King Size.

[stringvest]

Step up from making swords for the romans mate. Bravo.

 

Gladius to be of service.

[Section_31]

If only I could get anything like that in Super King Size.

Concentrate all fire on that super king size duvet cover.

[Trumo]

I've have a Star Wars king size bed duvet cover and pillow case set though, which my wife HATES.

 

"This bedspread is a disgrace", said Mrs Moanero.

[Juniper]

I'm a collector of drum kits and snare drums and I read 5 different drum magazines a month, Importing 3 of these from America.

[Total Longo]

I will finish second behind the Meat.

 

I own 4 replica lightsabers that cost £99 each. Actually Yoda's was cheaper because it was smaller. I own over 900 comics and graphic novels, have a full collection of Green Lantern: Blackest Night figures. A full set of Star Wars Unleashed figures. I own figures of Hicks from Aliens, Bruce Willis from Die Hard, I have Castlevania action figures along with a fill set of Resident Evil 2 and Code Veronica figures. I also own Resident Evil ReMake, 4 and 5 figures. I have a bust of Thrust from the Transfomers '80s cartoon. I paid £200 for a Joker figure from the Dark Knight, I have a Spider-Man statue and a Dark Knight movie poster (framed) in my living room. I also have a vintage Raiders of the Lost Ark poster from 1981. I own over 1000 DVDs and blu-rays which are sorted alphabetically and by medium (e.g.tv/movie etc). I also have Indy statues and more Star Wars kotobukiya statues.

 

I own a NES, Megadrive, SNES, N64, PS1, PS2, Xbox, Gamecube, PS3, Wii and Xbox 360. All bar the Megadrive with the original games purchased for them, boxed with the instruction manuals.

 

I have a replica Rocky title belt and Rocky action figures. I have an Indy replica whip.

 

I don't know anyone who watches more sport that you, Jules, so the above plus the sport requires me to ask you this....Do you ever actually sleep?

[Total Longo]

I own 4 copies of The Goonies on DVD and have 3 different Stars Wars boxsets. Not the Prequels though, they're rubbish.

 

 

I have bought Blade Runner so many times now, it's bordering on the ridiculous. VHS, DVD, blu ray, 5 disc box DVD set in metal tin, 5 disc imported box set in brief case design, blu ray box set with "spinner" toy. 

 

Never even opened half of them.