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Happy Birthday Champ 1 2

October 20, 2023 by Captain Turdseye
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Absolute stunner and forum legend, Cath, has her birthday today. Let’s post loads of stuff that’ll make her blush.
Last reply by Champ, October 20, 2023
Films you can recognise from just one line of dialogue 1 2 3 4 7

October 19, 2023 by Captain Willard
1 follower

164 replies

3.2k views
Another nerdy thread to lighten the mood. Hopefully self explanatory. I’ll open the batting with “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe”
Last reply by KMD7, October 30, 2023
Are you an early bird or a night owl? 1 2

October 19, 2023 by Section_31
37 replies

853 views
Me and the Mrs are polar opposites. She tires easily at night but is up with the larks. I need a defibrillator to get me up before 8am and am generally fucked up until about half nine. My appetite and brain don't kick in until around then. I'm wide awake late evening though and I ideally like to stay up late watching telly. My ideal body clock cycle is probably bed at 1am and up at 10am, but with work I force myself to go up about half ten and eventually drift off. A mate told me once, dunno if it's true, that this is an evolutionary thing to ensure someone was always awake around the campfire, that we're always either one or the other.
Last reply by Kevin D, October 20, 2023
The Serial Killer Nightclub. 1 2 3 4 8

October 18, 2023 by Poor Scouser T
194 replies

4.3k views
Who would you sit with? Buy a pint? No way I'm taking a pint off Shipman Gacy was a complete cunt he can fuck off. I like Dharmar. Seems a decent bloke. Apart from the bumming, drilling, killing, dissolving and eating, seems OK and said sorry.
Last reply by TheHowieLama, October 24, 2023
The South Park Thread

October 18, 2023 by Captain Turdseye
1 reply

139 views
We usually have one for each season, @Allan kept it going. The scheduling has gone to shit now. They’re only doing six episodes per series for Comedy Central and they’ve been given big money by Paramount for doing specials a few times a year. The last special was a live concert in Colorado doing all the South Park songs from down the years. It was a boss show. Any fans of the show should definitely seek it out. Anyway, there’s a new special out at the end of the month. https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/south-park-exclusive-event-joining-the-panderverse-paramount-plus-streaming-1235752140/amp/
Last reply by Captain Turdseye, October 18, 2023
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Australia 1 2 3 4 5

October 14, 2023 by bossy
124 replies

3.8k views
Another country where racists seem to be the majority. The fuckers are everywhere. A sad day for the Aboriginal people. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/oct/14/indigenous-australians-grapple-with-gut-wrenching-result-but-pledge-to-keep-fighting?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
Last reply by Waitak, October 23, 2023
During a fry up, what do you put on your toast? 1 2 3

October 13, 2023 by Elite
64 replies

1.3k views
You've got the full works on your plate and you can't fit everything on your toast, what takes priority. Select all that apply.
Last reply by Mudface, October 15, 2023
Who Would Win A Fight A Man Or A Man Size Octopus? 1 2

October 12, 2023 by VERBAL DIARRHEA
31 replies

376 views
Genuine question, on land or in the sea?
Last reply by Bobby Hundreds, October 12, 2023
Funeral tunes 1 2

October 12, 2023 by Redder Lurtz
1 follower

31 replies

550 views
Not the most joyous of subjects admittedly but I do find people's choices interesting. My aunt's funeral is on 26th and she'll be carried out to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road which is going to absolutely destroy me. I reckon I'd probably go with something like The Damned's Wait For the Blackout.
Last reply by Megadrive Man, October 13, 2023
Songs that namecheck tv shows 1 2

October 11, 2023 by Captain Willard
30 replies

429 views
The GF has been pretty grim rancorous reading lately so I thought why not another nerdy song thread to lighten the mood ? I did think of Watching the Detectives but she’s watching a genre not a specific programme (still a great song though). Instead I am opening the batting with Kiss by Prince that mentions Dynasty.
Last reply by AngryOfTuebrook, October 12, 2023
Sirens

October 10, 2023 by Poor Scouser T
17 replies

404 views
This could probably gone into many other threads but it is something that hits me whenever I hear a sirens voice. Not necessarily the most beautiful women but ones that when they sing or speak it moves something. A few who are not beauties for instance like Alison Moyet, Jess Glynne. They sound beautiful and would tempt me in. Even Doctor Sarah Jarvis on BBC 2 get me a bit heated. Then you have Belinda Carlisle and Susanna Hoffs who I only have to hear them sing a single note and I am gone. Is this a male instinct to be attracted to a sweet voice or just a dick thing?
Last reply by AngryOfTuebrook, October 10, 2023
Famous People it's Impossible to Like 1 2 3 4 9

October 7, 2023 by AngryOfTuebrook
208 replies

6.7k views
As a balance to the likeable people thread; this isn't for people who do terrible things, like Hitler or Fred West, it's for people who are basically harmless but universally loathed. James Corden is an obvious one. I surely wasn't the only one who was secretly relieved when he was acting the cunt in a restaurant a while back. He's a bog standard celebrity who should be easy to ignore, but he just inspires murderous rage in everyone.
Last reply by Skidfingers McGonical, October 21, 2023
The Films You Would Love to Watch for the First Time Again. 1 2

October 7, 2023 by skend04
42 replies

762 views
Was listening to the radio on the way to or from work the other day and this was the call-in question, so I can't take credit for such a great subject. I'll start and for me it's The Matrix. Went into the cinema with no idea of what to expect and 2 and a bit hours later I'm walking out with my head full of false expectations of what I could do if I learned Kung Fu whilst listening to a Prodigy set in a club full of goths dressed in leather. You don't get loads of films that become templates for the following generation of movies but this is one. Now I hand it over to you chumps, if you could go back and watch a movie for the first time again, whic…
Last reply by s(k)aturation, October 9, 2023
- all the above is shite
Do not take out any policies with esure

October 5, 2023 by dave u
20 replies

891 views
Had my car insurance with them and when it came time for renewal their quote was high so I went elsewhere. A month before it was due to expire I went on the website to make sure it wasn't set to auto renew. It was. There was no option to change that on their website (wonder why) and it suggested using the live chat. I did, and all I got was some automated bollocks that wasted 10 minutes before saying I needed to ring up. So I rang, and waited. And waited. And then I hung up. I tried this again a couple of days later, same thing happened. So I searched for an email address but there wasn't any made available to customers. I've chat or phone, neither…
Last reply by Section_31, October 6, 2023
Great impressions/impressionists?

October 4, 2023 by Elite
23 replies

555 views
Al Foran is the best for me at the movie ones. Pretty much nails them all perfectly.
Last reply by VladimirIlyich, October 7, 2023
Films you'd watch over and over as a kid 1 2 3

October 3, 2023 by Section_31
65 replies

1.3k views
Either because it's all they had in the video shop, you'd recorded it or just because it was boss. Mine were: Return of the Jedi Zulu The Wrath of Khan The Battle of Britain Transformers the movie (86) The Wild Geese
Last reply by AngryOfTuebrook, October 6, 2023
Misophonia - Have You Got It?

October 3, 2023 by Bjornebye
18 replies

414 views
Misophonia is a disorder in which certain sounds trigger emotional or physiological responses that some might perceive as unreasonable given the circumstance. Those who have misophonia might describe it as when a sound “drives you crazy.” Their reactions can range from anger and annoyance to panic and the need to flee. Example: Getting angered by someone chewing loudly. The sound of peoples lips smacking drives me up the wall, uncontrollable rage builds in me. I've had to stop a taxi once and get out nowhere near my destination because the driver was chewing gum really fucking loudly. The dirty bastard She's got Loose Women on and they're talking…
Last reply by Champ, October 3, 2023
Famous people it's impossible to dislike? 1 2 3 4 9

October 3, 2023 by Elite
202 replies

6.7k views
Danny DeVito, he's transcended the generations as well as my 13 year old daughter loves him.
Last reply by Creator Supreme, October 21, 2023
Panorama Special Tonight, Subject Unknown ......... 1 2

October 2, 2023 by Bjornebye
26 replies

658 views
Predictions?
Last reply by No2, October 3, 2023
Well , I wasn't expecting that ..... 1 2 3

October 1, 2023 by elvis
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1.9k views
So yesterday I spent the day with my daughter, she's just started out at Liverpool uni and I've separated from my wife . I now live a 20 min train ride from her uni , so other than the horrible wrench of leaving the family home of 20 years at least I get 1 day a week that I wouldn't if I still lived on the Iom Driving back to Liverpool yesterday in the pouring rain , she turned to me and told me she is gay . Not in those exact words, because they're obviously very private to the two of us ( yes I see the irony ) So I'm a little bit shocked , but not in a bad way we both shed a tear or two when I stopped the van , but I think we both handled it pretty well…
Last reply by elvis, October 3, 2023
Happy Birthday TJ Hooker

September 28, 2023 by Bjornebye
1 follower

17 replies

148 views
Have a cracker J. Happy Birthday you old get @Tj hooker
Last reply by Champ, September 28, 2023
Ryder Cup 2023 1 2 3 4

September 27, 2023 by Code
81 replies

2k views
https://x.com/pgatour/status/1707039654564831479?s=61&t=ZxLfrNJJOY-MQIKLBIpr2w https://x.com/rydercupeurope/status/1707037357734580313?s=61&t=ZxLfrNJJOY-MQIKLBIpr2w
Last reply by sir roger, October 3, 2023
Do you nickname your missus? 1 2

September 26, 2023 by Clem H Fandango
31 replies

1k views
I have 2 I regularly use for her indoors. 1. Spanners - because she tightens my nuts. 2. Little toe - I want to bang her on all the furniture.
Last reply by sir roger, September 27, 2023
What's the most you've ever eaten in one go? 1 2

September 23, 2023 by Elite
49 replies

1.3k views
I've just had a 10 inch Ham, Chicken and Doner pizza. A 10 inch Garlic bread with cheese and a small portion of chips. Think this is my record but I'm sure it will be like a snack to some of you fat fuckers!
Last reply by Ezekiel 25:17, September 26, 2023
Buying specs onlit 1 2

September 23, 2023 by elvis
25 replies

781 views
Anyone with any experience of this ? My daughter has lost her specs , first week in uni ,and needs an extra spare set , we have a Specsavers prescription just wondered how to go about it . Any help would be much appreciated
Last reply by elvis, September 25, 2023
- pop or slash