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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

February 19 by Captain Turdseye
11 replies

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Always been quality. Back with a bang last night. https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/19/john-oliver-clarence-thomas-resign-1-million-offer Top drawer TV.
Last reply by Captain Turdseye, April 18
Lyrics You've Got Wrong For Ages 1 2

February 22, 2020 by Bjornebye
45 replies

2.4k views
Quite a few for me but I just realised that in Tiny Dancer by Elton John, Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band and not "sings just for the band". Bit of a shit one and I'm sure you cats have much better but there you go. 20 odd years I've sung the wrong line.
Last reply by Total Longo, April 18
Songs that could be the names of household paints and the colour 1 2 3

January 29, 2023 by Captain Willard
1 follower

60 replies

1.1k views
Hopefully obvious. I’ll open the batting with Waterloo Sunset, a pale yellow emulsion.
Last reply by Sut, April 18
Small pleasures? 1 2 3 4 157

January 7, 2007 by Section_31
4 followers

3.9k replies

239.8k views
(1) ASDA prawn crackers, a finer example of oriental foodstuff is not to be found this side of Macau. Fact.
Last reply by Elite, April 18
- dwarf sex
- hi karate
Mein Kampf 1 2 3

October 21, 2016 by Captain Turdseye
1 follower

55 replies

4.2k views
Has anyone on here read it? Let's be clear, I'm not a nazi and I don't want this thread invaded by the usual suspects (I mean the political debaters on here, not the Germans). It's just that I'm getting more and more intrigued by WW2 as I get older. I can't get enough of it and was wondering whether or not it's worth a read. Does it shed any more light on Hitler's life and thinking than the hundreds of documentaries that have been made about him? Is it a boring read? Were you glad you read it? Sickened by it? All that kind of shit. I need the GF to decide for me. Should I read it or give it a swerve? It should also be said that if I go to the library to…
Last reply by Captain Turdseye, April 18
AC/DC 1 2 3 4 9

November 19, 2012 by Bjornebye
213 replies

18.9k views
Finally released their catalogue to itunes. I fucking love this band, one of the best live bands ive seen. my neighbours are gettin pissed off with me coming in blitzed and sticking live in river plate on at all hours. fuck em. also - had a signed copy of the flick of the switch lp years ago, i nicked it from a fella's stand in woking town centre when i worked down there. he had all sorts but i swiped that. wanted 300 quid for it the cheeky twat. ended up selling it later on in the pub pissed for £60 quid. what a twat anyway, we salute you, dirty deeds, shook me all night long.... fucking tunes they are
Last reply by VladimirIlyich, April 18
- thunda !
Career Change 1 2 3 4 13

March 1, 2010 by Guest LFD
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303 replies

19.4k views
I fancy a career change and need some inspiration. Any ideas of some interesting careers? Or maybe just ways to make money? Ideally I'd be a golfer, shame I'm rubbish at golf.
Last reply by Kevin D, April 18
Miley Cyrus 1 2 3 4 12

April 9, 2012 by Chippy
278 replies

37.6k views
Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal.
Last reply by Fugitive, April 18
- celebs hate chafing
Great Music Photos 1 2 3 4 23

June 25, 2019 by Bjornebye
2 followers

563 replies

32.3k views
John Power and Lee Mavers (The La's)
Last reply by razor, April 17
Jimmy Savile dead 1 2 3 4 88

October 29, 2011 by Mendoza
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2.2k replies

179.8k views
Hows about that, then?
Last reply by Gnasher, April 17
Grammar pedants of the world unite

April 17 by Captain Willard
22 replies

381 views
This is thread about grammar. Things that annoy you or more positively things that you love. For example, people who confuse I.e with e.g. That sort of thing. Personally I love a semi colon, makes my day if I get a chance to use one. Anyway I’ll probably be the owner poster but I’ll have an outlet.
Last reply by YorkshireRed, April 17
Climate change - how arsed are you? 1 2 3 4 31

January 5, 2007 by Paul
753 replies

29.9k views
This seems to be becoming an ever hotter (excuse the pun) political issue these days. The government have made their most outspoken criticism of virtually anyone or anything today, with regard to the response of some airlines to proposals to tax/curb their carbon emissions. Recycling is suddenluy affecting nearly everyone as local authorities fulfill their new legal obligations and roll out the recycling bins. Also, the weather itself is clearly changing for all to see, having jsut left the hottest year in Britain since records began and entered one that's mooted to be hotter still. Having said all that, it's not an issue I ever hear people discussing or getting pa…
Last reply by Gnasher, April 17
Coronavirus 1 2 3 4 1966

January 23, 2020 by Bjornebye
10 followers

49.1k replies

2m views
Deserves its own thread and quite frankly I wish everyone the best. x
Last reply by Skidfingers McGonical, April 17
Hair transplant 1 2 3

March 1, 2023 by dylstar
68 replies

2.8k views
A bloke from work just had one done . Looks alright. Anyone on the forum had one ? ...... thoughts and ideas about this.
Last reply by Elite, April 17
Simpsons - Lemon of Troy 1 2 3 4 23

October 22, 2011 by AngryOfTuebrook
1 follower

565 replies

50.8k views
As fine and thread-worthy an episode Trash of the Titans is, Lemon of Troy is the one above all others for me. Everything in it - every line and all the animation - is just perfect: from the wet cement, to Shelbyville Manhattan's attractive cousin, to Milhouse becoming invisible, to Rocky VII-Adrian's Revenge, to Bart using aerosols as jetpacks, to "Hark to the Tale of Nelson", to a nice refreshing glass of turnip juice. It's just perfect. Shitty YouTube has let me down, though: I could only find a few clips. [YOUTUBE]qG4NaRkFYmk[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE]jXSUKNCNCMo[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE]GrCYX5lxVQo[/YOUTUBE]
Last reply by Kevin D, April 17
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The Africa Thread 1 2 3 4 15

May 17, 2021 by Bjornebye
365 replies

16.5k views
Why haven't Nigeria managed to defeat Boko Harum? The world needs to wake up to the conflicts on this continent. Beautiful continent absolutely torn apart by complete bastards. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-57117296
Last reply by Bruce Spanner, April 17
Revenge Neggers. 1 2 3 4 80

February 1, 2012 by Sugar Ape
3 followers

2k replies

88.4k views
I realised, with great sadness today, that revenge negging is endemic on TLW. One of the vilest crimes known to mankind, and it happens on here without anyone saying anything nowadays. Now Fuge is back, I expect a concerted efford to hunt down all revenge neggers and cock choke them right in their little weasel mouths. I'll start a list of the the filthy bastards. 1) Welsh. Revenge negger extraordinaire. A stain on all his family. 2) Fowlers God. Captain Turdseye will back me up. Wilfully revenge negged us both the other day. To be fair, he does seem a little subnormal mentally, but that's no excuse. 3) Melons. It is with great sadness that I announce …
Last reply by Babb'sBurstNad, April 17
Jenna Coleman - Marriage Material. 1 2 3 4 5

January 24, 2021 by YorkshireRed
1 follower

105 replies

15.9k views
I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have her own thread. She deserves one. I’d like to be married to her as soon as possible.
Last reply by YorkshireRed, April 17
I am addicted to The Shield 1 2 3 4 14

July 21, 2008 by philyhamann
335 replies

24.5k views
I wish Vic Mackey was my friend because he is awesome. I wish he was my friend, he is better than any of you.
Last reply by Fowlers God, April 17
Shane Vendrell from The Shield

June 11, 2011 by Section_31
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888 views
The more I watch The Shiled, the more I think this guy is one of the most - if not the most - complex, conflicted and fascinating characters in the history of television. A combination of the writing and constantly top-class acting by Goggins makes him a dramatic tour de force. Because of the depth and the nuanced touches I find it easy to try and imagine his backstory. He treats Vic like a father figure and hides behind his badge which makes me think he was probably bullied by his dad when he was a kid. I reckon he saw his mother or other members of his family abused by his dad which is why he's so obsessed with the idea of his own family being 'perfect', of having …

Last reply by Fowlers God, April 17
Golf 2024 1 2

January 5 by Code
38 replies

753 views
Finally the golf season starts again, and we can upgrade the thread title from Golf 2022 to Golf 2024 ( I cant be the only one annoyed that we did not have a Golf 2023 thread) Really close at the top of the leaderboard after the first day at The Sentry tournament.
Last reply by Code, April 17
- fuck liv
Hannah Fry

April 15 by Bjornebye
18 replies

544 views
Perfection. Tell me why she isn’t. She’s on Have I Got News For You again here and she’s amazing.
Last reply by Total Longo, April 17
Liverpool's Hidden Gems 1 2 3 4 20

November 2, 2014 by Section_31
1 follower

498 replies

44k views
A thread for restaurants, bars, attractions, parks, anything really that you like but that's off the beaten track a bit and maybe a lot of people don't know about. I'll kick off with a couple. Woolton Cinema - a traditional independent cinema tucked away in Woolton Village, went again recently for the first time in about 20 years and it was class. About six quid for a ticket and they still have an intermission in the middle where you can buy a Cornetto, highly recommended. Rococo - Coffee shop on Lord Street next to BHS, it's unbelievably easy to miss as it's basically just a small doorway. But walk upstairs and the place is ace, a big sized coffee shop with a co…
Last reply by VladimirIlyich, April 17
Love Hate 1 2 3

January 17 by Section_31
55 replies

1.7k views
Fucking boss this. Crime drama about Dublin drugs doings which I only got to know about thanks to the Kin thread on here. Another great telly shout by the GF. Get onto it. Starts off naff as fuck, reminds me of Shameless, but gets better and better. Near the end of season 3 already.
Last reply by redinblack, April 16
How does your garden grow? 1 2 3 4 111

May 17, 2013 by Champ
3 followers

2.8k replies

144.1k views
A site search threw up neko's Gardening thread but that's way to serious for me and I cant even dream to match his professional skills but I do love my garden. Maybe there are others out there who feel the same way or are just putting their toe in the water..... Anyway, we've had a good day today and I've been out continuing my Spring clear up but its really noticeable how far behind things are compared even to last year. I'm planning to replant the bottom of our garden and bulk out some of the other borders that are looking a bit lost at the moment. My veggies were a washout last year but if the weather brightens up in the next week or two I may put some of …
Last reply by Gruntfuttock, April 16
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