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Last reply by Pidge, -
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This thread is to discuss past or present injuries/diseases and to ask for advice on them. So, what is bothering you? At the minute the skin on one side of the middle finger of my right hand is very tender. Hurts like a bitch whenever I touch it. I've noticed today, on the skin right next to the nail, is a little green spot the size of a pin prick. Is this infected? Will it kill me? Will it make me more virile and manly? I need answers.
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Shocked. shocked I tell thee. Parasites
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Sorry if there is already a thread, I'm on my iphone and couldn't find anything. Anyone watching the darts? Taking the piss this delay!
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Has anything, and I mean ANYTHING good ever come out of Wales? (apart from Ian Rush). I, for one, am at a loss. [%sig%]
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Any decent new shows due out this year or next? So far the two below look like they could be good. Terra Nova (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Terra Nova : This in particular looks good, created by Steven Speilberg. Falling Skies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Falling Skies :
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Whilst all you classless fucks were comparing vegetarian fish dishes and whatever other mundane boring shite that makes your sad pathetic existence, Last night I took three hours out of my busy schedule to take my self down to Woolton Picture House for a special screening of The Godfather. First viewing on a big screen in a proper old cinema, absolutely fucking brilliant, completely different experience to watching in on VHS/DVD. The venue leant itself to the screening perfectly, not many cinemas like that around any more. Anyway, it's the first of a few specials they are putting on over the coming months. Next up is Godfather II You have been warned
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Mine has to be the "Picture unsecured loans" advert. I just get this lovely urge to throw acid in that fat knackers face. Especially in the bit where he goes "No a bit of rain never hurt anyone". I'll gladly hurt you fat boy, just give me the chance. Fuck off you fat insolvent wanker, why is your bird following you round the (bank's) house with a digicam when you're teeing up a loan in a desperate effort to stave off the creditors.
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....with dwarves Amazing.
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As Indian Red said we need a general cricket thread, and here it is. Cracking game going on in South Africa at the minute, it's only day 2 and were just heading into the final innings. Aus 1st innings 284 all out (75.0 overs) SA 1st innings 96 all out (24.3 overs) Aus 2nd innings 47 all out SA 236 needed to win.
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For a vegan she makes a cracking sarnie …..
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God help us
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They are fucking Steve Wright off for Scott Mills 2-4 then Sara Cox 4-7 Just fuck Jeremy Wright off you tory shithouse cunts. Serious Jocking is gone, Steve Wright is a staple of my afternoon working. If they go near Ken Bruce i'll be leading the revolution. Please someone else be as angry as me.
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Why haven't Nigeria managed to defeat Boko Harum? The world needs to wake up to the conflicts on this continent. Beautiful continent absolutely torn apart by complete bastards. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-57117296
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Cracked a tooth at the weekend. Half way to work this morning and had to turn back because it has started hurting. Feels like im biting tin-foil, absolutely disgusting pain. Not registered with a dentist down here so called 111. They have got me an appointment at Portsmouth Uni Dentist in an hour. Its free work which is ace but..... Im going to die aren't I. A drill into the brain or something. Bye all. Fucking hate dentists.
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Horus is Jesus 1 2 3 4
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Check it out for yourself Christianity like many others were stolen from Egyptian religion.
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BBC NEWS | Northern Ireland | Two shot dead at Antrim Army base Two dead.
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Been with a bird 11 years, yesterday found out she has been having an affair for the last 3 months. Now having mulled it over with a bottle of fine cognac I find myself in a dilema and only the GF can help. Do I: 1) Bludgeon the man to death with a hammer in a polyurethene bag 2) Bludgeon the bird to death with a hammer in a polyurethene bag 3) Bludgeon the both of them to death with a hammer in a polyurethene bag
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Just watched episode 11 of the Tyson story on ESPN.Fucking hell,I'd forgotton how much of a animal he was in the early days .That Marvis Frazier knock out was made me cringe.Seeing hi m gmarling in the ring after nearly killing a bloke in 30 seconds .fuuuuuck
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Feels great spent all night lay in a forest tonight with someone im crazy about she isnt great looking but she ace and i really feel all wierd inside about her. Its a fantastic feeling we going on our first date haha on friday. Cant wait.
Last reply by Bjornebye, -
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New album, Trip the Light Fantastic. Get in.
Last reply by TD_LFC, -
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Deserves its own thread and quite frankly I wish everyone the best. x
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Thought I'd post a poll before campaigning gets going see if it changes
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Dave works in an office, and says to his boss that he needs to finish early as everyone's going out, his boss replies "everyones not going out" and dave say's that they are and that he knows everybody and everybody knows him, The boss says prove it, so dave asks him how? The boss say's you dont know Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! So they jump on a plane to LA, and land at their appartment, Angelina answers and say's " Hello dave hows things, i havent seen you in ages come on in for a drink Brads up feeding the children. The boss is impressed but still doesnt believe that dave knows everybody, " You dont know the queen! So they jump on a plane to England, and arrive at Buck…
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Is a complete self publicising sanctimonious wanker. A traitor and a leech on a leech on the boil on a leeches arse on society. I would love to meet the cunt and punch the nose of his to the back of his head. Respect. Fuck off you odoius turd of a person.
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