Monday Mar 24:
Week off from the diary last week, so just recapping anything interesting that happened before cracking on with this week. Yeah, I got nothing. Boring week, fuck all happening other than internationals, and not much of interest happened in those. We did get Alisson sent back with a concussion, and we got Gravenberch back early too. He was sent back the day he got there, as Big Red Ron took one look at the poor broken bastard and said “you need a rest kid, fuck off home and take it easy”. Shame certain other Dutch managers can’t see that….
There was an injury scare with Konate too, but it turns out he was just subbed early for being shite. Gave away a pen, had a bit of a stinker, subbed at half time. Ramadan has took one hell of a toll on him.
What else happened? I saw there were more problems with the Blues getting to their new stadium. Chaos at Sandhills, and then they’re basically having to walk single file over a bridge to get the stadium, which causes even more delays. And these two test events have been with vastly reduced crowds. When they’ve got a full house there for league games it’s gonna be absolute fucking chaos. Still, they “built this city”, remember. So who are they gonna blame for this?
Onto today, and I hate this, it’s really irked me. Dom got into a bit of handbags with a Real Madrid player during Hungary’s 6-0 aggregate spanking by Turkey. The lad is only 20 and obviously isn’t a regular at Madrid yet, but he’s done pretty well for them and his team just twatted Hungary, with him getting a goal after Dom lost the ball. The lad shushed him after an argument and there was a photo of it that Dom saw fit to reply to.
The reply simply said “1088”, which it turned out is the number of minutes the lad has played for Madrid this season. The lad then replied with a screenshot of the score and said “this guy is a joke. Isn’t six goals enough to shut you up?”
Not gonna lie, I’d be up for selling Szoboszlai here and now for this as he’s embarrassed us all and forced me to side with a Real Madrid player, which never sits well because fuck Real Madrid. I don’t know what the worst part of this is, as there are a lot of factors in play here. Firstly, if he had beef with the lad then fucking smash into him during the game. There’s your opportunity to do something, so fucking do it. He’s got previous for this though. He never went near Tarkowski the other week despite running his mouth at him in the tunnel after last season’s loss there. He’s soft; I'll spell it. S O F - capital T. Soft.
Secondly, you lost the game, Dom. So it’s probably not wise to talk smack unless you’ve got a real zinger up your sleeve. This ain’t that. “1088”. Jesus Christ. He’s no Neal Maupay is he? It’s the worst comeback I’ve seen since Mike Tyson ‘fought’ Jake Paul.
Thirdly, 1088 minutes for Real Madrid is not too fucking shabby for a 20 year old. If Dom thinks that’s an insult, what the fuck is poor Harvey thinking when he’s got less minutes than that for us? Fourthly, in those 1088 minutes he’s got just as many assists as Dom has. This ain’t the sick burn you think it is mate.
Especially as, lastly, Dom must have taken the trouble to google how many minutes the lad had played, which frankly is just waaaaay too much effort for such a God awful comeback. I’m dying of cringe even thinking about this. So fucking lame. He’s let himself down. He’s let his family down. He’s let his club down. He’s let the fans down. He should just issue a grovelling apology to everybody for having such a fucking woeful social media game. And delete that fucking account before you embarrass yourself and us again.
I think this kind of sums him up though. Brownie’s been saying this on the pod all season, he’s just a pussy. If he’s got beef with that lad, then be a man and fucking boot him when he's right there in front of you. And if you’re going down the instagram route then at least be fucking funny. This is shit and I’m irrationally angry and disgusted by it. It’s probably an age thing as I’m finding it really hard to relate to the modern day footballer. If I was Slot I’d call him into the office and absolutely tear a fucking strip off him for this. Stevie will be turning in his grave at this. Keita and now Szoboszlai tarnishing his number eight shirt. It should have been retired with him. Imagine Gerrard carrying on like this back in the day.
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