Monday Feb 17:
The first goal scored at Everton’s new stadium was by a Harrison Rimmer, a Wigan u18 player, who celebrated with a massive knee slide in front of the Everton fans and then twice flashed them the “six times” celebration. Isn’t that just the most Everton thing ever? Actually no, the most Everton thing ever was a few minutes later when Rimmer picked up the ball and you could hear on the audio a fan shouting “break his fucking legs!!” After the game Rimmer posted photos of his goal and his celebration with just one word - “rattled”.
This has tickled me far more than it probably should have. He must have pre-planned this and discussed it with family and friends. Maybe they put him up to it? He isn’t a centre forward so probably doesn’t score loads, so for him to get this one is just fucking hilarious. Whatever happens in his career he’ll always remember this just for the comedy value. And in the future he’s definitely going to be the answer to a trivia question. And the only people who will get it right are Evertonians, as his name is now going to be seared into their collection psyche alongside Clive Thomas, Ian Rush, Mark Clattenberg, Kloppo and countless others. He’s made the list.
It was an eventful night at Bradley Moore as I saw another video of an Everton fans ordering food and then walking away without paying for it. The video was taken by himself, complete with him doing a running commentary of his crime and then uploading it to his own socials before deleting it when it went viral and he shit himself. That’s one Blue who won’t be watching them next season. I hope they send him the bill for the food too.
We’ve been linked with Huijsen from Bournemouth today, who apparently has a buy out clause of under £50m. A clause, you say? Well count us in then, as the Reds love a buy out clause as much as I love chips. This lad is class and would be a great signing, but I’m not sure we’ll be able to talk him into it given that he plays the same position as Virgil. If Virgil stays (and I have no doubt about that) then any left sided centre back is going to be playing in the domestic cups and the odd CL dead rubber game. That’s it. Unless they can also play right sided centre back, which I’m not sure this lad can. If he can, sound, and he does look two footed from what I’ve seen. I’m sure he’d get some games so he may be up for the move. At 19 though, he might be better served staying where he is for another year or two rather than come here and get lost in the shuffle.
Another transfer link today is 18 year old PSG midfielder Warren Zaire-Emery. He’s played 100 games for them already, so he must be really fucking good. Which tells me that they won’t sell him and we should probably disregard this unless there’s a clause involved. As we love a clause don’t we.
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