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Premier League Round Up (Jan 14-16 2025)

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No league games at the weekend as it was the FA Cup, but we’ve had a full programme of league fixtures in midweek. At the top our lead has been cut to four points, while at the bottom it’s now basically two from five to see who goes down with hapless Southampton.

 

Tuesday night first, and while we were drawing at Forest, City were blowing a 2-0 lead away at Brentford. Foden put them ahead with a lovely cushioned volley, and then added another when he pounced on a rebound after the lively Savinho’s shot had been saved.

 

Then they fell apart late on. Wissa adjusted his feet very well to pull one back but the amount of time he had to do that six yards from goal was mad. Then in stoppage time Norgaard headed in the equaliser, although that Ortega knobhead should have saved it.

 

My boy Mbuemo almost won it at the death but Ake headed off the line to save City from another humiliation in a season full of them.

 

Guardiola had one of his weird outburst on the pitch at full time, angrily yelling at his goalkeeper while sporadically hugging him and pulling him in close. Absolute fucking psychopath.

 

Gvardiol got similar treatment after suffering another torrid time at the hands of one of my boys. Mbuemo ran rings around him and Gvardiol must have been having Doak style flashbacks every time the Brentford man turned him inside out. The last thing he needs is pyscho egghead getting in his face at full time.


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I see Trossard did a binoculars celebration, which is presumably representative of him looking for small boats crossing the channel. Have I made that joke before? I think I have. Probably last week, my memory is so bad now it’s entirely possible.

Tell you what really sticks in the craw. Arsenal continuing to pick a 31 year old man from North London in midfield despite everything that we all know is going on. You look at how other clubs have handled similar situations, Everton being a prime example, and then see what Arsenal are doing and it doesn’t sit right. If he’s found guilty Arsenal and Arteta deserve every bit of shit that comes their way.

Porro hit the post late on and although Arsenal will no doubt get all chesty again because they’ve won a game and closed the gap, bottom line is they needed two goalkeeping errors and a shit refereeing decision to beat injury ravaged Spurs. They aren’t all that, the only way they are a threat to us is if we shit down our own legs.

Trossard can fuck off with that binoculars celebration too, the young Farage looking prick. What’s that about, is he looking for small boats arriving from France?

 

 

You have the worst memory in Europe. You forgot you wrote about it three paragraphs up.

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22 minutes ago, Razoray said:

I see Trossard did a binoculars celebration, which is presumably representative of him looking for small boats crossing the channel. Have I made that joke before? I think I have. Probably last week, my memory is so bad now it’s entirely possible.

Tell you what really sticks in the craw. Arsenal continuing to pick a 31 year old man from North London in midfield despite everything that we all know is going on. You look at how other clubs have handled similar situations, Everton being a prime example, and then see what Arsenal are doing and it doesn’t sit right. If he’s found guilty Arsenal and Arteta deserve every bit of shit that comes their way.

Porro hit the post late on and although Arsenal will no doubt get all chesty again because they’ve won a game and closed the gap, bottom line is they needed two goalkeeping errors and a shit refereeing decision to beat injury ravaged Spurs. They aren’t all that, the only way they are a threat to us is if we shit down our own legs.

Trossard can fuck off with that binoculars celebration too, the young Farage looking prick. What’s that about, is he looking for small boats arriving from France?

 

 

You have the worst memory in Europe. You forgot you wrote about it three paragraphs up.

I think it was deliberate, with Dave making a joke about his shit memory.

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23 minutes ago, Lisa said:

I think it was deliberate, with Dave making a joke about his shit memory.

 

I mean, I thought it was obvious, but apparently not!

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48 minutes ago, Razoray said:

I see Trossard did a binoculars celebration, which is presumably representative of him looking for small boats crossing the channel. Have I made that joke before? I think I have. Probably last week, my memory is so bad now it’s entirely possible.

Tell you what really sticks in the craw. Arsenal continuing to pick a 31 year old man from North London in midfield despite everything that we all know is going on. You look at how other clubs have handled similar situations, Everton being a prime example, and then see what Arsenal are doing and it doesn’t sit right. If he’s found guilty Arsenal and Arteta deserve every bit of shit that comes their way.

Porro hit the post late on and although Arsenal will no doubt get all chesty again because they’ve won a game and closed the gap, bottom line is they needed two goalkeeping errors and a shit refereeing decision to beat injury ravaged Spurs. They aren’t all that, the only way they are a threat to us is if we shit down our own legs.

Trossard can fuck off with that binoculars celebration too, the young Farage looking prick. What’s that about, is he looking for small boats arriving from France?

 

 

You have the worst memory in Europe. You forgot you wrote about it three paragraphs up.

 

Who do you think I am? Paul?

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2 hours ago, Razoray said:

I see Trossard did a binoculars celebration, which is presumably representative of him looking for small boats crossing the channel. Have I made that joke before? I think I have. Probably last week, my memory is so bad now it’s entirely possible.

Tell you what really sticks in the craw. Arsenal continuing to pick a 31 year old man from North London in midfield despite everything that we all know is going on. You look at how other clubs have handled similar situations, Everton being a prime example, and then see what Arsenal are doing and it doesn’t sit right. If he’s found guilty Arsenal and Arteta deserve every bit of shit that comes their way.

Porro hit the post late on and although Arsenal will no doubt get all chesty again because they’ve won a game and closed the gap, bottom line is they needed two goalkeeping errors and a shit refereeing decision to beat injury ravaged Spurs. They aren’t all that, the only way they are a threat to us is if we shit down our own legs.

Trossard can fuck off with that binoculars celebration too, the young Farage looking prick. What’s that about, is he looking for small boats arriving from France?

 

 

You have the worst memory in Europe. You forgot you wrote about it three paragraphs up.

Whoosh.

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Now you have a couple of draws in difficult games and the banter merchants are jizzing all over themselves to yell “bottlers!!”

 

Yea, I read our match thread as well.

 

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1 hour ago, dave u said:

 

I mean, I thought it was obvious, but apparently not!

No, I was about to comment as well, but I've also got a memory like a ..... (what are those things in the kitchen with the holes in them?)...

 

Watching the Brentford vs City highlights, I was thinking I'd rather be playing City than Brentford tomorrow.

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Strange there was no mention of Trossard's binoculars celebration. Thought you would have been all over that seeing as he looks like a young Farage scanning the channel for small boats.

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