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Manchester United 0 Liverpool 3 (Sep 1 2024)

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Well that was easy. How it should be really, considering that United are fucking shit and probably the easiest team rot play against in the entire league. The ease with which we dispatched them here just makes what happened last season (twice) even more shameful. This is what is supposed to happen.

 

I actually think we did this in third gear and had we needed to go up another couple of gears we could have. We didn’t need to, because they’re shit and they’re just so fucking wide open. For 20 minutes or so they gave it all they had and the game was relatively even, but once their initial flurry fizzled out we just took control of it and they were exposed for the badly coached, disorganised mish-mash of has beens, never will be’s and Koby Mainoo.

 

He’d never admit this, but I’d be willing to bet that Slot - much like Klopp and Lijnders last year - will have been rubbing his hands together when watching the analysis of United to prepare for this game. I know fuck all compared to Slot and other top coaches, but even I can see they’re a fucking shambles and they’re really easy to play through because there are gaps everywhere and most of their midfield and defenders can’t fucking run. The only pace they have is from their wingers, and the only threat they pose is counter attacks.

 

Slot will have been looking at all that and he’ll have known that this game was going to be easy. We knew who to press, when to press and how to do it and we got three goals from it. That wasn’t co-incidence, you can be sure that Casemiro will have been a point of emphasis in the team meetings, and probably Mainoo too, because as talented as he is, the way United play means if you can nick it off their midfielders you’ve got a free run at the two centre backs. I think Slot kind of gave away a little bit how he knew they were shite when he said his half time team-talk consisted of having a go at Diaz for not tracking back and then pointing out a sloppy back pass Trent played that Alisson almost didn’t reach, and then basically telling the lads “don’t do any of this shit as that’s the only way they’ll get back into the game.”

 

That’s what happened last year when Quansah played a sloppy pass at 2-0 and we saw what happened then. Slot and the players all know that United are shite and that they can’t beat us. We can only beat ourselves by missing chances and doing something daft at the back. We did neither of those things in this game and we won 3-0. Actually we did still miss chances, but we took three of them so it was fine.


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Heady times these. Really hoping Slot becomes the Dutch Paisley to zee German Shankley. The best start we could have hoped for given the promising but fragmented preseason. This will be a loooong 2 weeks. Just can't wait for another pull at the Slot Machine!!! 

 

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No one talking about the little piss taking one touch cameo the boys put together like adults v kids stuff, just 10 or 15 secs of unadulterated "your shit so chase our fckin shadows".

The whole bunch look really happy confident and on top form. As Carra said Slot 3 games in v ETH 3 years in, their shambles of a senior set up.

They are Everton in red 

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2 minutes ago, Slotball said:

Mainoo and that winger that came on both look like handy players. Hopefully a succession of shit managers coaches all the talent out of them.

They are okay, time will tell but let's face it, it's a bit like when Martinez goes back to his home town and participates in the local high jump competition.

 

It's a low bar you are setting...

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When I heard checking for potential handball I feared the worst. Why was it even mentioned?

"Hang on, he's got hands, it may have hit one"

Wasn't  even close.

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Had a look on Arsenal Mania last night. According to them us and Utd are on the same level, but City and Arsenal are a cut above. They are arrogant, smug, entitled cunts and I’m desperate for us to finish above them.

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41 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Had a look on Arsenal Mania last night. According to them us and Utd are on the same level, but City and Arsenal are a cut above. They are arrogant, smug, entitled cunts and I’m desperate for us to finish above them.

They’ve won next to fuck all since Wenger left ,1 champions league / European cup final . The misplaced arrogance of them twats!

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1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

When I heard checking for potential handball I feared the worst. Why was it even mentioned?

"Hang on, he's got hands, it may have hit one"

Wasn't  even close.

Sums up var mate.

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Great stuff Dave.

 

Agree that Slot needs something like fist pumps for post-match celebrations.

 

Has to be his own thing, though. 

 

How about five pelvic thrusts towards the fans? 

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Did Utd ever go 2 behind against us last season?

 

Slot seems very prepared to talk tactics quite openly. Most managers seem very cagey about giving away secrets. Or perhaps it’s a case of the emperor’s clothes with most of them. 

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Trent’s goal. Although Salah touched the ball in the build up, the pass from Diaz was sideways - a square ball. I thought you couldn’t be offside from a square ball?

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We didn’t go 2-0 up there last year, did we?

 

For anything else you can say about him, not sure it’s right to say Rashford frauded his way to an MBE. What he did was genuinely impressive, even if he does still live the high life.

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53 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Great stuff Dave.

 

Agree that Slot needs something like fist pumps for post-match celebrations.

 

Has to be his own thing, though. 

 

How about five pelvic thrusts towards the fans? 

 

 

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Look at the way Macca pushed up on Mainoo knowing he has limited options, as his teammates are so far away and we are 4 v 2 in that space. 

 

I agree, Slot identified this stuff pre-game and we executed very well. 

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1 hour ago, El Rojo said:

Great stuff Dave.

 

Agree that Slot needs something like fist pumps for post-match celebrations.

 

Has to be his own thing, though. 

 

How about five pelvic thrusts towards the fans? 

This is what I want to see from the Slot Machine every time we win:

 

 

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9 hours ago, RogMan2804 said:

Heady times these. Really hoping Slot becomes the Dutch Paisley to zee German Shankley. The best start we could have hoped for given the promising but fragmented preseason. This will be a loooong 2 weeks. Just can't wait for another pull at the Slot Machine!!! 

 

Shankly. 

 

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Is it West Ham in the league cup or Milan away after the Forest game? 

 

The next 7 games look favourable enough but after the October internationals it gets serious until Christmas.

Chelsea H

Leipzig A

Arsenal A

Brighton H

Leverkusen H

Villa H

International Break

Southampton A

Real Madrid H

Man City H

Newcastle A

Everon A

Girona A

Fulham H

Spurs A

 

12 of those 14 games are tough on paper. We will know a lot more when eating the turkey and ham. 

 

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1 hour ago, Le Duan said:

Trent’s goal. Although Salah touched the ball in the build up, the pass from Diaz was sideways - a square ball. I thought you couldn’t be offside from a square ball?

You can.
It's the players position in relation to the ball that matters, not the direction of the ball (so, if he's in line with or behind the ball, he cannot be offside, but as long as he's in front of it (like Salah was), he can).

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5 hours ago, Anubis said:

Had a look on Arsenal Mania last night. According to them us and Utd are on the same level, but City and Arsenal are a cut above. They are arrogant, smug, entitled cunts and I’m desperate for us to finish above them.

 

They're the worst crying cunts on the planet. My 'for you' twitter is just full of them crying about 'the worst decision in PL history' and then scouring the archives for any occasions when players were not given a yellow for kicking the ball away. Worst fanbase on twitter.  

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2 hours ago, rubble-rouser said:

We didn’t go 2-0 up there last year, did we?

 

For anything else you can say about him, not sure it’s right to say Rashford frauded his way to an MBE. What he did was genuinely impressive, even if he does still live the high life.

 

I think he's a phoney. At the time I too thought he was a great lad, now I think he's a fraud.

 

I thought we went 2-0 up in the cup game but it was 2-1 after conceding early.

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2 hours ago, Razoray said:

Look at the way Macca pushed up on Mainoo knowing he has limited options, as his teammates are so far away and we are 4 v 2 in that space. 

 

I agree, Slot identified this stuff pre-game and we executed very well. 

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Macca is our best midfielder since Alonso/ Gerrard.

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