Lovren: I'll show everyone that they are wrong!

If anyone has highlights I'd appreciate them

One of the very few professional footballers to make a serious attempt at beating H*sk*y's record for most time spent on his arse in a season.  Can't believe he's still here to be honest.

One of the very few professional footballers to make a serious attempt at beating H*sk*y's record for most time spent on his arse in a season.  Can't believe he's still here to be honest.

I don't see why.  The Manager who signed him and countless other shite is still here.

Dejan: The Little Engine that Could.

I'm seeing a stupid penalty and/or own goal in the EL final.

Has his penalty landed yet?

His YouTube highlight reel probably has an 0800 number on it and a plea to donate just 4 pound a month. Think I'll opt for the donkey sanctuary.

His YouTube highlight reel probably has an 0800 number on it and a plea to donate just 4 pound a month. Think I'll opt for the donkey sanctuary.

We signed Lovren; we are the donkey sanctuary.

Dejan "Eeyore" Lovren.  It has a nice ring to it.

I hope he has a good season, if only so we can actually ask a decent fee for him without looking like a bunch of crooks.  It will be even better if he plays to the value we paid for him.

I always was a gullible cunt though, he'll probably lick monkey balls again this season.

Hopefully Sakho isn't injured as much this season, is what I'm thinking, or we're going to see a lot of this chump

Are we gonna end up with Firmino struggling and putting it down to no real pre season.

Or will the lad just get on with it and let his quality speak for itself.....

The only people he's going to prove wrong are the ones who think he can turn his Liverpool career around.

I voted for "haven't got a clue" because I think Benteke could be a decent signing, even if he wouldn't be my first choice.  I also wanted us to sign Andy Carroll.   

He ends up on his arse every time cos he's fuckin shite. I'd rather see Nick the Greek back.

The Greek put in few stellar shifts on occasions. Mostly shit I would accept but not the unrelenting shit Lovren manages to achieve   

His YouTube highlight reel probably has an 0800 number on it and a plea to donate just 4 pound a month. Think I'll opt for the donkey sanctuary.

  it's probably got the Benny Hill theme music on it too

He's going to be fucking ace this season.

Thats the first time I've ever thought "Noos has overstepped the mark here."

If he delivers the Peoples Elbow to a certain someone when we play Shitty, I'll love him for ever. Or at least for the rest of the match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YflS479W9SM

proved his worth last year

I optimistically chose yes. He had a few decent games in the last half of the season. We paid a shit load for him like so he can't be 'that' bad can he?

Lovern was a big flop.

You're right Dejan. I thought ankles were supposed to support your weight and not splay like those of a 6 hour old foal.

Was mark wright shite under souness and then was resurrected for a while under evans?

I thought Lovren had the intelligence of a 10 year old and the ability of a League 2 defender. I am still waiting for him to prove me wrong.

I thought Lovren had the intelligence of a 10 year old and the ability of a League 2 defender. I am still waiting for him to prove me wrong.

That is quite insulting to Carlisle's centre backs.

He looked ok under evans against a few shit teams for a bit as at least someone who tried to be commanding compared to scales babb harkness matteo kvarme he was marginally better when properly fit in a phillippe albert sort of way. Why?

He looked ok under evans against a few shit teams for a bit as at least someone who tried to be commanding compared to scales babb harkness matteo kvarme he was marginally better when properly fit in a phillippe albert sort of way. Why?

Just wondering is there any hope for lovren. I ve given up on him.