PODCAST: Newcastle 0 Liverpool 1 - Match Reaction

“Fucking Crown Royal Bastard” 

Amazing. Insert The Rock overly sincere applauding gif here. 
 

Just said to Dave and Jules that Geordies should be sat down and forced to listen to that at some sort of reeducation camp. 

Jules’ best ever rant on this one. Epic stuff. He deserved the applause. 

Brilliant. 

Dave that Jules rant needs editing and put up on its own. Absolutely superb in fact I’m voting for at least one Jules rant a podcast.

If anyone still owns the rights to Kia-Ora they should be taking a look at that banner.

Jules…

Up there with Chris' Leicester rant.  Bravo, sir!

That Jules rant was something else. Be brilliant if you could edit it and put it on YouTube. 

I was listening to the podcast and peeling veg when her parents arrived. Her dad is sound but her mum is a fucking vile cunt and a tory councillor. 
 

The section about fat frank was hilarious and I could feel the cunts eyes burning into the back of my head as I was laughing away. 
 

She didn’t finish her coffee and fucked off which was a bonus too. 

51 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I was listening to the podcast and peeling veg when her parents arrived. Her dad is sound but her mum is a fucking vile cunt and a tory councillor. 
 

The section about fat frank was hilarious and I could feel the cunts eyes burning into the back of my head as I was laughing away. 
 

She didn’t finish her coffee and fucked off which was a bonus too. 

That’s brilliant. Can picture that entire scene so vividly. 

13 minutes ago, Chris said:

That’s brilliant. Can picture that entire scene so vividly. 

Her mum had a fucking melt down when she found out Claire voted Lib Dem, I’d love to see her reaction if I ever told her my political beliefs. 

4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Her mum had a fucking melt down when she found out Claire voted Lib Dem, I’d love to see her reaction if I ever told her my political beliefs. 

Keep us posted!

Not putting that out to a wider audience as I don't like the idea of me and/or Jules ending up in little pieces shoved into a suitcase.

Dave Khashoggi. 

53 minutes ago, dave u said:

Not putting that out to a wider audience as I don't like the idea of me and/or Jules ending up in little pieces shoved into a suitcase.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. 

That was an incredible rant. Spot on too. When Dave said it's time just before Jules started it cracked me up too. 

3 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. 

Dave bang on about Chelsea the useless cunts. Couldn't get a result against the Ev. Fuck sake. 

Azpilicueta, Rudiger and Christiansen are off. Silva is 38 and Lukaku is a £100m noose around their neck. 

I hope the new owners are worse than Hicks & Gillette, and they end up in the European conference shit in 2023. 

But you know what, it won't even require that. They will no longer have the annual £150m investment from the Russian so will revert to their 90s/early 00's level where they win the occasional cup and may or may not qualify for Europe. 

Their fans will still be a bunch of absolute cunts though, there'll just be less off them. 

47 minutes ago, Razoray said:

Dave bang on about Chelsea the useless cunts. Couldn't get a result against the Ev. Fuck sake. 

Azpilicueta, Rudiger and Christiansen are off. Silva is 38 and Lukaku is a £100m noose around their neck. 

I hope the new owners are worse than Hicks & Gillette, and they end up in the European conference shit in 2023. 

But you know what, it won't even require that. They will no longer have the annual £150m investment from the Russian so will revert to their 90s/early 00's level where they win the occasional cup and may or may not qualify for Europe. 

Their fans will still be a bunch of absolute cunts though, there'll just be less off them. 

I'm loathe to give Arsenal fans credit but that "just like the old days, there's nobody here" chant at Stamford Bridge the other night was inspired. 

Actually, I'm not. They're not that bad a bunch. That's Dave and Jules talking.

4 minutes ago, Chris said:

Actually, I'm not. They're not that bad a bunch. That's Dave and Jules talking.

They get a bad rap on here (the Gooners) but compared to the scummy shit that gets posted on forums by Manchester City, Chelsea, Everton fans, they are nowhere the worst out there. Yes, they like the smell of their own farts but the club is a mile ahead of where it was when Ozil, Aubameyang, David Luiz and Willian were strolling around the Emirates and getting 300k a week for the privilege and if I was one of them I'd be much happier cheering on the likes of Saka, Smith-Rowe and Martinelli to that bunch of leeches. 

I like the current version of the Arse to be honest and their supporters are at worst, a pain in the hole. 

Far too much Arse kissing here.

Arsenal fans can do one.

Lorded it for years with their shite 4th place trophy.....used to taunt us with shite like "hoof the ball, win fuck all" and those shite shouts of "hoof".

Typical shite London club chants as well.

Way they turned on an absolute legend in Wenger was really sad too....they are full of it again now as they are in the 'race for 4th'.......but.....

Just listened to that on bike ride this morning. 

Very enjoyable and I have to say that Jule's rant is quite possibly the best I have ever heard. It had everything in there. 

12 hours ago, an tha said:

Arsenal fans can do one.

 

Lorded it for years with their shite 4th place trophy.....used to taunt us with shite like "hoof the ball, win fuck all" and those shite shouts of "hoof".

 

Typical shite London club chants as well.

 

Way they turned on an absolute legend in Wenger was really sad too....they are full of it again now as they are in the 'race for 4th'.......but.....

 

 

 

To be fair, "full of it" kinda just constitutes "enjoying watching their team" again. Just because we're ace, we don't have a monopoly on feeling good about our team.