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Is it safe to come out yet? - by John Brennan

Is it safe to come out? Not in the Elton John way, mind. I needed a break from the madness of the transfer window. I’m just delighted that we can get back to the footy now. None of those close season highs in anticipation of a big signing and lows when we didn’t land our man. No, Klopp’s Reds are the very model of sanity, in no way intent on playing with our emotions and blood pressure. Snarky enough?

Anyway, the transfer window? Or “That’s the transfer window!” as Klopp will probably shout to the Main Stand if AOC – or whatever we’re calling him (and frankly, who cares?) – scores. Forgive me for using the conjunction “if”, rather than “when”, but NINE goals in 129 League games over SIX seasons will tend to make you sceptical. Another injury-prone player? For £35m? To add to competition for places with Hendo, Milner (our “new midfielder”, remember), Can, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Mané, Salah and Coutinho. Just what we needed!

 

Apologies for the cynicism. No, really. When Can is moved back to centre-half and when our “new midfielder” goes back to left-back due to the inadequacies of our defence, Chamberlain may well come in handy. I can’t wait to hear Klopp justifying this signing! There are those who’ll say it wasn’t a last-minute thing as he’s been linked with us all summer. But who hasn’t been linked with us since FSG got here? Nobody, that’s who.

 

It smacks of an “appeasement” signing to keep us in line. You got Salah. You got Chamberlain. We KEPT Coutinho, fending off the might of Barça. Hell, we even got you Robertson from Hull. Now, do please shut up!

 

I wrote the above on the first weekend of the international break, got side-tracked (think Moreno) and have just found the time now to come back to things. I could talk about us whacking Arsenal, but where’s the fun in that? We were good; they made us look great. Which goes to show that even Arsenal are capable of pulling the wool over Reds’ eyes. Klopp managed to keep his mouth shut for most of the ten days, which in itself is a miracle. Thing is, with him, you know that his next outpouring of verbiage is never far away.

 

Citeh? I’ve said in previous pieces that this team would sometimes need to score four to win. I thought that was reasonable enough! But never five. As for six… There were mitigating circumstances, of course. It’s hard enough playing City with 11 on the park. Try doing it with six. Oh sorry, you thought I was going to count our back four?! There’s no shame in losing to City; the shame is the way we packed it in. so the players obviously have to take responsibility. As does the “Boss”.

 

When anyone dares criticize him, of course, Kloppites trot out the same old “arguments”: “Would you prefer to go back to the 6-1 hammerings at Stoke?” (well, at least we scored that day); “I’d prefer this to those drab days under GH and Rafa.” (yeah, winning all those troffies and trophies, pffff, much over-rated). The reason we are in this mess and that we won’t win anything this season is the fault of the Board and Klopp.

 

In seventy-two League games, his teams have conceded 90 goals. NINETY!!! Seventy-two games is surely enough to realize there’s a problem and more importantly to try to fix it! Up front, this guy has a Plan A, B, C, D and E. There is literally a dozen combinations he has at his disposal and he deserves credit for that.

 

But at the back his Plan A is, at the very best, Clyne, Matip, Lovren and Milner. One of those is injured, the other is average at best, the other is a liability – literally, he’ll cost us 10 goals this season – and the other is our “new midfielder”. If Lovren or Matip get injured, Klavan can slot in! This is negligence on Klopp’s and the Club’s part. But woe betide you if you dare criticize him.

 

That’s the thing with the Cheerleader-in-Chief. Nothing sticks. Get beaten 5-0 at City? He has a built-in excuse with Mané’s sending-off. It would be cynical to suggest that was why he made such a big deal out of it, of course. Concede three at Watford? It wasn’t “that bad” and “too much was made of our defending”. Score on the counter-attack? Shout “That’s football!” at the crowd in a self-congratulatory manner. He’s above us all, isn’t he? The defence is just the on-field manifestation of this guy’s arrogance.

 

We can score at will and we’ll probably score over 100 goals this season. It’s the 14th of September and we’ve already got 16! Thing is, we’ve conceded 13. In seven games, we’ve conceded two or more in four of them (1 W, 2 D and 1 L). Even with our front men, we can’t continue taking on water. How can we expect them to score THREE or FOUR week-in, week-out and still not be guaranteed the win?

 

Lack of signings and an obvious inability to find answers to our numerous defensive problems are compromising any chance of success this season. We’ve got to get to January with these defenders: 23 more games in all, 17 in the League. By which stage we will have conceded another 30-35 goals. And put paid to another season.

 

But we have Oxlade-Chamberlain!

 

John Brennan

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Agree with most of it sadly. There is a long way to go to January with this defence and they will cost us time and again.

 

Unless Klopp achieves a miracle it will be another season down the toilet with nothing to show for it.

 

Yet it could have been so much easier if we'd just got in some players we needed and not those we didn't (Ox).

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Here we go again! Let's get rid of the first world class manager since Rafa because we conceed too many goals,despite being back in the CL and being genuinely respected when playing anybody,including all the big teams. Is Klopp untouchable? No,of course not but he has taken us up several notches since being here and deserves to see out his contract based on that. As for those of us who support his tenure not allowing criticism,that is bollocks,we are all well aware of our defensive failings and often voice criticism about this. The problem is that after the latest shambolic transfer window fans are not at all sure who is to blame. All I can say is that FSG have had far more transfer windows than Klopp yet the dealings remain mostly uninspiring and modest at best. If ever there was a transfer window where cash was significantly splashed this was it,yet it once again wasn't.

 

 

You've really gotta question how "world class" a manager can be if he's completely useless at half of the equation.

 

I don't see many world class golfers who can't putt, world class darts players who can't hit doubles, etc. etc.

 

As they like to say over here: "defense (sic) wins championships."

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It was a long winded piece but the central tenet of his argument was that  our shit defence is still shit and Klopp has had more than enough time and funds to address this issue, Hard to argue that's not correct.

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It was a long winded piece but the central tenet of his argument was that  our shit defence is still shit and Klopp has had more than enough time and funds to address this issue, Hard to argue that's not correct.

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It was a long winded piece but the central tenet of his argument was that our shit defence is still shit and Klopp has had more than enough time and funds to address this issue, Hard to argue that's not correct.

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He's signed Matip, Klaven and Robertson. I'm not sure what he's trying to do with that part of the team. It's not been enough. The tone of the OP doesn't sit right with me either.

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He's signed Matip, Klaven and Robertson. I'm not sure what he's trying to do with that part of the team. It's not been enough. The tone of the OP doesn't sit right with me either.

 

They are not even first choice yet we have spent big to get Ox, Mane, Salah, Keita.  Where's the tried and tested formula of identifying the problems and then prioritising them. I have not lost faith in Klopp but he needs to spare me the pain of listening to him telling me that we have two good goalkeepers and that individual defenders are not the problem when my eyes are telling me the exact opposite,. 

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I'm not quite of the same view as John but he raises some very fair points so it's disappointing to see some people just completely dismissing the piece.

 

I really like Klopp, he seems like a really decent bloke and he's got us back into the CL.

 

It is absolutely fair to question our defensive record under him though. We can't just ignore it.

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They are not even first choice yet we have spent big to get Ox, Mane, Salah, Keita.  Where's the tried and tested formula of identifying the problems and then prioritising them. I have not lost faith in Klopp but he needs to spare me the pain of listening to him telling me that we have two good goalkeepers and that individual defenders are not the problem when my eyes are telling me the exact opposite,.

 

I named the signings and pointed out that it was not enough. Did you miss that bit?

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My sense is that generally among the fanbase, Klopp has a 90/10 approval rating, but within Anfield something closer to 70/30. Anfield is decidedly older, has seen better, is tired of false dawns and is being financially raped(highest ticket prices outside London). There also seems to be a culture clash with the manager; he thinks they ought to be louder, they think it's a bit rich for a 7m a year manager to be gesturing at them.

 

John's position is wrong, but it should probably be aired.

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I loved Klopp when he arrived.  I suspect most of the fans did.

 

Honeymoons are like that.

 

Then he did that weird curtain call to the Kop after a 2-2 draw with WBA I think.

 

Then I think he had a dig at fans for that leave-early protest against outrageous ticket prices, and was annoyed they left early when we gave up a lead to Sunderland (was that the same game?)

 

Then he didn't like the fans chanting his name - it was about the players he said - when he is clearly the club's best asset and the fans know and want to acknowledge it.

 

And yet when he orgasmically turns to them and pumps his fist during the game, they are meant to orgasmically respond.  And on the promo on LFC TV last year, his voice-over says his job and the team's job is to make "fans' lives better".

 

I'd love him to succeed as manager, hopefully he will.  And I like him fine.

 

But (and Paul's point 7 might be right)... if it is about "knobheadery", that can always cut both ways.  Jurgen is not above it himself.  

 

And unlike the fans, who have to pay to be knobheads, he gets paid for the privilege.

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The concerns about the defence and the need of another signing or two are obvious points that practically everyone has made. It's the snide stuff against the manager that rankles with me, as well as the lack of fairness about the progress the team as a whole is making under Klopp, as evidenced by CL qualification when 6th-8th was becoming the norm. It seems unsporting to me, and it's cheap to say stuff like "Cheerleader in Chief."

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The concerns about the defence and the need of another signing or two are obvious points that practically everyone has made. It's the snide stuff against the manager that rankles with me, as well as the lack of fairness about the progress the team as a whole is making under Klopp, as evidenced by CL qualification when 6th-8th was becoming the norm. It seems unsporting to me, and it's cheap to say stuff like "Cheerleader in Chief."

 

 

Rev, I think there's a deliberately irksome and snarky tone being taken by John here.  

To make his points, however right or wrong.

His other articles have been a bit that way too.

It's a stylised tone that's quite purposefully cynical and provocative I'd suggest.

I wouldn't read too much into it.  

It's the internet, and I suspect to a significant degree it's designed to provoke reading, response and dare I say, discussion.

It's no biggy and not hate speech.

And, for instance, it has helped generate Paul's 7-point reflection, which I think is a very interesting and worthwhile opinion/observation.

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I like to rant and go over the top in match threads or even immediately after a bad result it's cathartic but overall I think we are heading in the right direction it's often 2 steps forward one step back or we stand still for a while. We need to be patient and see where the manager is going with the side. Overall and I include myself in this but we've become insanely negative and fearful as fans, really we need to chill the fuck out not look at this season like it's imperative we win everything or the world is over.

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Successful managers do peak early by and large. It then becomes a model of diminishing returns, increasing frustration, disillusionment and bitterness on both sides. Successful managers that dont peak early usually become legends at the club.

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My sense is that generally among the fanbase, Klopp has a 90/10 approval rating, but within Anfield something closer to 70/30. Anfield is decidedly older, has seen better, is tired of false dawns and is being financially raped(highest ticket prices outside London). There also seems to be a culture clash with the manager; he thinks they ought to be louder, they think it's a bit rich for a 7m a year manager to be gesturing at them.

 

I think that might be spot on, I've only been able to get to just over half a dozen games this year but I've got that sense as well.

 

There's just a frustration that we're really not that far away from being a very, very good side and Klopp maybe doesn't see what's required? I still really like him, I just hope his obvious lack of pragmatism isn't his undoing in the long run.

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Am just about done with this website. 

 

Because someone wrote an article you disagree with? 

 

The quality control for articles on this site is almost as bad as the Guardian's.

 

Quality control? Well given that it was a superbly written piece regardless of whether you agree or disagree with the opinion being expressed, i can only assume by quality control you mean that I should only be publishing articles that you agree with?

 

Why no 'editorial' after the Arsenal game?

 

It's not an editorial. If it was an editorial it would have been written by me, the editor. Would have thought that was fairly obvious really, especially for someone who has been on here as long as you have.

 

For the record, there was content published after the Arsenal game. There was the match report for the site (written by me, so you could call that one 'editorial' if you like) and another reaction piece written by Julian. That wasn't an 'editorial', just like John's it was just something written for the site by a long standing forum member and fanzine contributor. 

 

Just because an article is published on here doesn't mean it is TLW's 'official' stance, and if you want to write something making the complete opposite points to John then go ahead and I'll happily publish it, as that's the entire point of a fanzine / fansite.

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I'm not quite of the same view as John but he raises some very fair points so it's disappointing to see some people just completely dismissing the piece.

 

I really like Klopp, he seems like a really decent bloke and he's got us back into the CL.

 

It is absolutely fair to question our defensive record under him though. We can't just ignore it.

It's the tone and the fact there's clearly a bit of an agenda of wanting him gone in the piece. That's what I took from it. He does make some good points but it's then surrounded by some complete shite. I don't think anybody is happy with not improving the defenceAnd I do think agree with him that we signed Chamberlain because we had t signed Van Dijk or Lemar in the end and needed something to stop the fans going mental.

 

Klopp does get criticised and plenty of people on here and at the ground will generally agree with his faults. I haven't heard one person say "well would you prefer to go back the 6-1 v Stoke." I also haven't heard anyone talk about going back to the drab days under Rafa or Ged either but let's go there. The fellas won trophies and some pretty big ones but both in the end went backwards. Every fan wants to win trophies but if you aren't winning trophies then you at least want to enjoy the match. In the years we didn't win anything under those 2 and there were plenty of them we played some pretty dour stuff.

 

When you read stuff like that it just seems to be written as WUM material for the fans who enjoy the fact we play attacking football and can batter the best teams around instead of just nullifying them. That's not to say nullifying them isn't great when you win stuff but there's just something better about going toe to toe with these teams who spend a lot more and attract better players and beating them at their own game.

 

No manager is perfect and some criticisms of Klopp are clearly justified. Some of the things in this piece though are laughable for me.

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