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Blues boss Davey Moyes has moved swiftly to play down reports that Andrew Johnson is set for a spell on the sidelines, after the England striker limped off the field at Craven Cottage during Everton's heroic 1-0 defeat to high flying Fulham at the weekend. The chrome domed frontman (pictured here being mobbed by autograph hunters) hobbled off early in the game, but Moyes insists he'll be available for selection next weekend: "AJ is fine, he asked to come off simply because he was worried in case we got a penalty and he'd have had to take it." [More > >]
The battling blues suffered UEFA Cup heartbreak to Fiorentina last night, as a leading Everton fan group claim that a Liverpool led G14 conspiracy cost them a place in the last eight of the competition. As the Italian side claimed a thoroughly undeserved victory following a dramatic penalty hoot out, Mrs Gwladys Streetnob of the recently formed ‘Mates of Mike Walker’ group insisted that the blame for Everton’s exit lays firmly at the door of neighbours Liverpool, and their G14 buddies: “It’s the redshites fault again, how many times are they gonna stop us from achieving European glory?” [More > >]
Everton supremo Bill Kenwright has launched a blistering attack on legendary Italian referee Pierluigi Collina, after the world's most famous whistle blower was spotted cheering on bitter rivals Liverpool in their spawny Champions League semi final win over Chelsea on Tuesday night. Kenwright branded Collina 'a horrible cheating red bastard' and claimed his presence at Anfield was conclusive proof that Collina had a vested interest in ensuring Everton didn't reach the knock out stages of the Champions League in 2005/06. [More > >]
Phil Neville produced a real captain's performance, as his second half strike helped Manchester United edge nearer to the Redshite's spawny haul of 18 titles, and secured a sizeable cash windfall for the cash strapped Blues. With Everton leading 2-1 and facing the real possibility of missing out on a large chunk of cash that will come their way as part of the Rooney transfer should United win the Premiership, Neville found the net from close range to even the score up and set his former team on the way to a comfortable 4-2 win. [More > >]
Alan Stubbs admits that he is 'hurt and angry' about claims that he looks like a parrot. The veteran Blues defender has been the subject of cruel taunts from Liverpool supporters, after it was pointed out on fans' website liverpoolway.co.uk that he bears a striking resemblance to the popular talking bird. [More > >]
Seething former Everton boss Howard Kendall has blasted UEFA officials, and accused them of running scared of the G14 after Barcelona controversially edged past the blues in a pulsating clash at Goodison last Wednesday night. Kendall says referee Mark Halsey was under G14 orders to make sure Barca emerged victorious, and also says UEFA’s fixture planners cost the club hundreds of thousands of pounds by ensuring Wales were playing at home on the night the Blues faced Barca. [More > >]
Joleon Lescott, Andrew Johnson and Alan Stubbs have been lined up by Bill Kenwright to star in his West End production of “Star Trek – The Musical”. Defender Lescott will play the part of Lietenant Worf, whilst striker Johnson will play Captain Jean-Luc Picard. It’s not known yet what part Stubbs has been earmarked for, although early rumours suggest one of his nostrils may be used as a black hole. [More > >]
Everton FC have teamed up with Tesco's to give loyal Evertonians the opportunity of a lifetime. One fortunate Blue will join David Moyes in the dugout for the final home game of the season, and will be allowed to give the half time team talk as well as decide which substitutions are to be made. The lucky fan will be drawn from a list of all those who can collect 10,000 or more Tesco Club Card points. [More > >]