Christ's Chin

I’m more angry at them as a collective than anything though. It’s not about singling out individuals, it’s the collective that’s the problem and Klopp is included in that. After a defeat like this it’s only natural to try and figure out what went wrong, and there are plenty of talking points and possible explanations. Was it due to Mané not being there? Maybe the problem was that the midfield too static and lacking creativity? Maybe the defence just isn’t good enough? Maybe it would have been different if Matip had played? All of these things have some merit but you can analyse this to death and it’s all pointless at the end of the day. It’s not down to any one of those things because even allowing for ALL of that, we still should have won as it’s fucking SWANSEA and they’ve been horrendous all season. It’s something more than all of that because this has been happening for decades. The managers change, the players change, but we still keep losing to shit teams. It’s become embedded in the DNA of modern Liverpool and it’s why we never win the league anymore. Chelsea will win it because there’s no way in a fucking million years they would lose at home like this to the bottom team, or ship three goals in 15 minutes to blow a 3-1 lead and lose at Bournemouth. Champions don’t do shit like that. Losers do. Is it too harsh calling them losers? Well they’ve lost two cup finals and then shit themselves when they went top of the league, so the weight of evidence isn’t exactly in their favour. And oh yeah, Kevin Friend is a massive cunt and if he never referees us again it will be too soon. That’s all I got, now I’m off to grab some razor blades and run a bath. And if I've dragged you into my pit of despair, I can only apologise. Top class stuff Dave. Thanks for saying so emphatically what some have been thinking since that shambolic debacle on Satday (maybe that's why Jurgen was sat down? Sat day? Geddit?! I'll get me coat..!).