Mook

He sounds like a character from Toast of London. And for that reason, I'm all in.

I couldn't agree more with this. Get these constant sicknotes off the wagebill & get people in who can stay fit.

Worth remembering Klopp is bald. At least Slot has stayed honest to his baldness and not been a traitor to it.

The people who write songs for the likes of The Spice Girls are professional songwriters, they know what they're doing. Ok, the presentation & production will be godawful but it's no real surprise if you find yourself tapping your toes or humming along to one of their songs.

Putting toast in the fridge is fucking demented.

Laroy Texas Decent film this about a suicide, which turns into an assassination and has a few other twists & turns. They could have left the dark comedy out of it for me but definitely worth a watch, 7/10.

The Sainsbury's ones are the worst for this. Absolute cunts to get out the packaging.

This is what it boils down to. They have killed Football and we've all just sat on our arses & let them get away with it.

There are a lot of friendly faces there & we've been paid before the gig (a new one on me) so should be ok. Actually just went to a Chinese there & the food was amazing, a lot better than the fry up this morning.

I've only just left the hotel, I have a gig tonight & was scared of ending up in a pub & blowing it. I can't see me doing the train thing tbh.

I'll be having words with the cunt who is advertising it as the longest pier then, lying bastards. It is indeed. I am currently posting from said Premier Inn.

'Super smart'. No.

I'm hungover to fuck, it all went in my belly about 3mins after the picture was taken. Southend has the longest pier in the World, one for the fact fans.

Scrambled eggs on top of a fried egg.

Brewer's Fayre, Southend on Sea. £10.99 all you can eat job, pretty much as expected. It filled a hole, one point deducted because the English bastards have no haggis option so 5/10.