Shitty Arse

Salah had to score there. Would be feeling very confident if he had. As it is it’s still a massive long shot. Need to get another one before the 70 minute mark to maintain the belief we can still win this.

Sick bald fuck.

I shaved mine off in my early 30s. It really suits me having a skinhead. If I turned up with a hair transplant it would probably scare the shit out of my 9 year old daughter and freak out everybody that knows me. Was probably a bit self conscious when I first started going bald but after embracing it I’ve never looked back!

In fairness he’d be better off on the glass dick if attempting to get on the same wavelength as Richards.

Fair play to him. I would probably need something to get me through the evening if I had to sit in a room with Micah Richards and Gary Lineker.

Can’t fucking believe this

Absolute sickener

No

Keita scored at Old Trafford in the 5-0 win. Thiago scored that lovely goal once where he kicked over the top of the ball and it kind of flew into the net in an unerringly straight arrow like fashion. Think it was a European game. Also Thiago ran the show against the Mancs once at Anfield when we played them off the pitch. Both were obviously injured all the time and completely unreliable. I’m gonna give Thiago this one. Keita just didn’t seem remotely arsed. Also Keita went off and got injured on international duty against the clubs’ wishes so that also made me think he was even more of a useless cunt.

I’m on holiday in Krakow at the moment. I’ve spent the whole day walking around Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camps. Luckily I’ve missed the entire match and I’ve got no intention of ever watching it now. Auschwitz and Man Utd beating us on the same day. The staff are just in the process of talking me down off the hotel roof.

Not having paper ticket stubs. Scanning in on them barcode things doesn’t feel right.

Balls the size of space hoppers this kid. That bit in the second half where he strode forward and went past one of their players and got a shot off. Fucking hell. Completely unfazed by the occasion.

He’s fucking great isn’t he? Everyone kept saying it will be interesting seeing him playing further forward once Endo adjusted into the DM role. Well we are seeing it now aren’t we? What a player. Another virtuoso performance today. So important to us now.

It’s fucking scandalous. It beggars belief that there is no mention of it anywhere in the mainstream media.

Oliver has been a fucking cunt lately. Don’t like him at all.