Bruce Spanner

Ben Zaranko, of The IFS, goes through it here and breaks down all the nonsense. Cheap headline grabbing stuff, again.

Doesn’t look like theres money for either now they’ve started to pull it apart. Its the exact same policy stunt Johnson pulled in 2022. Uncosted fantasy, and smoke and mirrors book keeping, where the next generation have to pick up the tab for the sake of a headline.

But, but, but ‘the plan is working’ he told me on the news yesterday!

Of all the things I most miss about Sudan the bidet is the most heartfelt.

There's this shite and then there's Limp fucking Bizkit. A band who turned a load of nice middle class males into utterly fucking unbearable, try hard, wannabe, 'bad boys'. Absolute nuisance when the bellends started to stray from the provincial golf clubs into music bars/clubs. Like Tim Westwood but multiplied by a number bigger than stupid.

Obviously people have looked at the numbers and, I'm sure you're as suprised as I am by this, it isn't new money. It is the defence budget as is with the money we're sending to Ukraine, and other conflicts, on top to create this new number. I absolutely despise these cunts. All of it is gaslighting, everything.

Steak, asparagus w/miso vinaigrette & ginger steak house sauce. Ready in ten minutes.

Don’t mind cold toast.

I think I hate the Imp more than Johnson. Speech he’s just given was an absolute masterclass in performative compassion, assumed competence, insincerity and gaslighting. World leading such and such, based on cherry picked stats, increased spending announced, but incrementally over many years, so just a cheap headline. More importantly though all these announcements cost money, and that’s money that Labour will have to be finding if they win the election as he, and the silly headline chasing policies with him, will be long forgotten. Sham of a man.

62% of teams he’s ever managed against.

You’re getting negged for this shite as well. Limp Bizkit, Limp fucking Bizkit?

Morrisons have the identical ones in a different packet. Lovely stuff.

R4 Today is going off! Full on arguments.

Under normal conditions Arsenal have three games left where you wouldn’t be surprised if they dropped points, City have one and we have one. That doesn’t factor in form teams like Villa, or Brighton/Wolves who can turn it on when they feel like it. Still all to play for.

Bittersweet though as we just miss out on the Europa Conference place and finish 9th after a season of utter dross served up by shitcoat.