Tony Moanero

It feels like 2012 all over again.

Sautéed potatoes, aren’t they?

Your point is?

Someone who wants to test himself in a superior league/earn more money.

Why would he agree to that?

Nah. Good and bad people everywhere.

Isn’t it just. Tonight’s offering was first broadcast less than two years ago. The pricks have got 45 years worth of Roadshow episodes to choose from.

Fucking hell, I don’t believe it! Tonight’s Antiques Roadshow is another repeat.

It’s a load of bollocks, it really is. It’s a shame as I’ve had a soft spot for Coventry since 1987 (great FA Cup Final), but Manchester City would have run up a cricket score.

Price is about right given the poor quality components. Poor quality sausages make me sad.

And will be steaming out of your arse in no time at all.

Alternative Top 10: Baby Jane Hudson (What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?) Bennett (Vernon Wells, Commando) Giant Haystacks Harry Lime (Orson Welles, The Third Man) Hendrick (Ian Cuthbertson, Children of the Stones) Ming the Merciless (Max von Sydow, Flash Gordon) Mitch Leary (John Malkovich, In the Line of Fire) The Penguin (Burgess Meredith, Batman) White Witch (The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe) Zelda (Terrahawks)

Mitchum or De Niro?

It will be like the good old bad old days. I wanted Hodgson sacked from the moment he was announced as manager.

The Crystal Maze. I think it’s new. The baldy fella from the Rocky Horror Show presents it.