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    Winner of the school 100 meters in 1978

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  1. Nasty Lizard
    He's great. Looks like one of those players that's always in the right place at the right time> Very calm and composed. Thought he looked decent on Sunday with that little through ball he played. When he came on last night I stuck a tenner on him for next goal at 7/1 and bagged £80! I almost did it again but I bottled it. He's got a great future.
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    Same here. Its quite a clever idea. a bit addictive. I have just the last one to watch so I'll avoid any replies until tonight!
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    My 13 year old lad asks me to put some credit on his Xbox account. He wants £20 on, but there are options for £10, £15, and £25> It takes 5 presses of a button on the screen to top it up, but to do £20 you have to top up with £10 twice, and that's 10 presses. So I chose £25 and save 5 button presses, *which cost me £1 per button press saved
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    Not in the sun you can't...
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    @manwiththestickAs someone in a similar potion, I wish you all the-best in your pastures new
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    As a non-Scouser living in Cheshire, would I be right in thinking Paddy (the Baddy) falls into the category? His habit of starting and finishing every sentence with 'Lad' - even when talking to grown men, annoys the shit of of me
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    I agree, the fact that we never shoot boils my piss. I almost rip my own hair out with frustration every time we try the same little clipped cross that never gets past the first defender
  8. Nasty Lizard
    Yes. one would start a war and the other one would not have a clue why. When the other asked why, the one would say 'do I have to spell it out to you?' It would be because of something that happened 2 years before.
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    Our predictability is driving me nuts. Whenever we get within 10 yards of the oppositions penalty area we try the same clipped inswinging cross that is instantly cleared by the oppositions first defender. It has a success rate of of 0.000001% , basically because every fucker knows exactly what is coming. Just fucking do something different once in a while FFS
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    Genius. How can I find more of his 'work' ?
  12. Nasty Lizard
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dog-walker-fuming-typo-advert-21630650
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    Enemy of the state Man on fire American Gangster Ronin Last of the Mohicans
  14. Nasty Lizard
    A few pics on that thread
  15. Nasty Lizard
    I once worked in a recruitment company and my boss (MD) received a brilliant CV of a high-class candidate who was just thinking about moving and wanted to test the water. This particular niche nuclear engineering type was in great demand and loads of companies would have been interested. My boss sent it to half a dozen company directors, including the candidates current boss. The noise he made when he realised what he'd done sounded like an animal in pain. it took about 20 seconds for his phone to ring from the current boss, demanding a free replacement.
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