Ian Beales Gut

Yeah I know. I'm in the architectural services business. One of the first threads I read was the architecture one (professional interest I suppose). When reading the thread I noticed something very interesting and it got me thinking that I may know Nantwich girl through my work. So come on Nantwich put me out of my misery love.

Fucking hell. They changed the names all the time I seem to rembrr. If people don't use lynx now what do you use instead?

So are you still in the planning game then "Nantwich Girl"? If so where do you work? There's a possibility I might know you.

Wasn't Danny Murphy a Crewe lad?

What a load of fucking shite!! Watched for 5 minutes then stopped because my eyeballs cracked then I started bleeding from my ears. The biggest pile of steaming fucking shite I have ever seen. Actually on second thoughts there is some mileage in the name. All you need is Roger mellie to tweak it. He'd probably call it brown or pink, a game show where contestants have to guess which hole of the celebrity porn star Roger will opt for first. I'd probably watch that.

Men pretend your going to be working late. Come home early and take the light fuse out of the distribution board. When your wife comes in and it's dark. Wait until she starts staggering around the house and then step out in front of her dressed in black with a balaclava on an 8" kitchen knife in one hand and your erect penis in the other. She will love this exciting role play experience.

I had a pint of snake bite once.

Welsh people are ok. Apart from the nationalists. They are just wankers

I worked with some fella who rang work and said he had been arrested in a misunderstanding on wallasey golf course. Turns out he and two other blokes were wanking each other in the bushes. He came back to work for about a week then left. Married with kids as well. There were the obvious jokes about trying out a new grip and playing somebody else's balls etc. Suprised he came back at all to be honest

More like it!

Ive never understood that. I would think if you wanted to split with somebody why nit do it so it's amicable. Surely it's much harder and stressful to go through a split as a result of admitting cheating? Nor sure how this makes your mate spineless though if anything I think it makes him addicted to getting grief and being called a cunt by everybody.

Lot if racists in Liverpool unfortunately. Lfc own the badge rights I would imagine. They should find out who owns the banner and tell them to remove it.

The inbetweeners 10/10. Long time since I've cried with laughter at a film.

You have to use a blender to get the sauce right otherwise it just doesn't work. This is the biggest discovery I have made in making my own curry over the last 5 years.

I think anybody who trys that hard to look tough and macho is probably in denial about his latent homosexuality. Big gay Vladimir!