Have not read every reply in the thread so apolgies if this has already been mentioned.
Has anyone ever been in the Flying Scotsman at Kings Cross in London. Very small pub with a kind of horshoe bar. There is a partition of sorts which seperates the main bar from the back room (about the size of a large bedroom). A variety of young ladies of all shapes,sizes and vaginal furriness take thier clothes of on a stage about the size of a double bed. Before they go on stage they parade through the bar in some underwear with a pint glass into which you are expected to cast some money prior to watching them undress. Woe betide you if you do not contribute and subsequently take in the show.
There are no seats. The best vantage point is at the back of the bar next to the door from the changing rooms. This is directly next to the stage and at some point you are gaurenteed to be as close to the woman in questions crinkly bits as is possible without facing charges. On one occasion this city spiv mistook this intimacy as an invite to help himself to the goods on display. The slap he recieved sounded like it had snapped his neck. The bouncer (until now unseen) obviously decided this was an insufficient punishment and set about him big style. When finished he casually drageed him to the front door and deposited him outside just in front of a couple of patrons who were entering. "A grabber" asked one. "Yes" replied the bouncer. "Fucking idiot" said the other.
We call it the "pie shop".