Hakuna-Matata

I got battered and mugged for under a fiver in change on Friday, I would have laughed at them if I wasn't in so much pain.

If you're being serious in this post you need to get a hold of yourself because you sound like a bellend. Or not whatever's best.

cracked=classy website.

when I drink I drink until I'm fucked I don't usually fight but I have done, I'm not very good at it when I'm sober so I know I'm only going to be shitter at it when I'm pissed. The only thing I don't like about nob heads fighting is the excuse in the morning "oh I was drunk I don't remember it" it's bullshit. I'v been so drunk I'v pulled my cock out in a bus station and pissed on my mate thinking he was a toilet, I'v been so pissed I though I could pull anything above 9-10, I'v been so pissed I thought it was a good idea to walk around without pants for a night, I'v been so pissed I'v crawled back from Ashton on my own,I'v been so pissed that I once asked my best mate's (of 16 years) Mum if she would give me head but I have never been so pissed I couldn't remember what I did. Granted sometimes it's a little hazy but it's just the biggest Kop out .

ah another person on this site that doesn't know enough about football to enter into a discussion about it. Well done.

Paulie, was the B for bridge one taken at the nine arches?

I agree with what he's saying or maybe I can see where he is coming from but didn't Chelsea play the money for Carroll because we only wanted £15 million on top of whatever it cost us for his replacement?

Players get bought and sold all the time it isn't necessarily because they where miss treated .hH said numerous times that Rafa was good for him. Say if we try to seel Poulsen this summer and it falls through but he ends up being a decent player for us, would you say he was miss treated?

yes because all of us uneducated street scum in the cheap seats are always stabbing each other for fun and shit like that. what a fucking mong and Chiles can fuck off too he's like a more severely retarded white Harvey Price.

Warnock is a dick but he is a talented dick possibly the best English manager.

don't take this the wrong way mate but that's bullshit it's the biggest myth since the bible. Just because the likes of Benayoun and Riera didn't like his style doesn't mean he was shit all together at it. Just go back and have a look at the way Gerrard, Torres, Alonso, and Mascherano still talk about him.

spitfires are cool

yeah you're right Messi is a right shit cunt.

I think we will leave it I'm bored of arguing with a child and an American child at that.

happens to me all the time, admittedly I am quite dull though.