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  1. These are my shouts:- Eli Wallach - actor (born, 1915) Olivia de Havilland - actress (born, 1916) Eric Hobsbawm - Bolshevik historian (born, 1917) Ken Dodd - British comedian (born, 1927) Michael Heseltine - Conservative politician (born, 1933) Jon Lord - Deep Purple keyboardist (born, 1941) Stephen Hawking - theoretical physicist (born, 1942) Under 50:- Bashar al-Assad - President of Syria (born, 1965) Mike Tyson - former boxing champion (born, 1966) Under 30:- Prince Harry - 3rd in line to the throne (born 1984)
  2. There are some charming ewes in this part of the world Stirzy, but I think in this case the co-respondent was a two-legged person, as I was informed via e-mail. And talented as our Welsh sheep are, I've yet to come across one who has an internet connection.
  3. I hope that there was a happy ending for your friend whose name is Dennings.
  4. That's Sexually Transmitted Diseases for the uninitiated. I have recently been informed, by an acquaintance of the female variety, with whom I engaged in a few bouts of illicit carnal relations, that she has tested positive for an S.T.D. What advice can forumites offer in this matter? Have you had any experience of these diseases? Which are the most fun to have, which possess the most street cred and which are most to be feared?
  5. I will confess it's not the last film I saw, but who's seen The Reckoning starring Nicol Williamson. It's a British film made in the late 60s/early 70s. I don't think it's available on Amazon. Quite brilliant if I remember. Watch it if you can. Perhaps it's been mentioned already but the prospect of wading through almost 300 pages of the thread to find out is too daunting for me.
  6. Don't forget the jars of Piccalilli to add relish and piquancy to the global meltdown. Spam on its own is too dry and disagreeable to be consumed without a side dressing. That's what concerns me most. Whether condiments and relishes will still be available in the New World Disorder. I suppose we'll be reduced to the inferior own-label stuff.
  7. I'm stocking up with Spam, tinned peaches and a few good books to read while the Apocalypse unfolds outside my windows. But until the dreadful day arrives, I suggest we maintain a few old-fashioned British virtues such as keeping a stiff upper lip and filling the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
  8. The Indian authorities ought to offer higher wages to their security staff. You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
  9. In prison that is. He's been given an 8 week custodial sentence for driving under the influence of drugs. I think he'll be in his element. Wake me up before you slop out.
  10. Thanks, I think I'll take your advice in future. It's not the waste of money I resent, it's the lost time which could have been better spent looking out the window, or being sick in the toilet.
  11. <<I don't tend to rent shit movies>> I love that bit. You're lucky. My local video store doesn't have a ''Shit Movies'' section, so I don't know which they are. I seem to rent them all the time.
  12. That's called Quantitative Easing, otherwise known as the accomplishment of a desired objective by the application of the correct amount of lubrication in the right place at the right time. The lubrication in this instance being US dollars.
  13. I'm afraid the conspiracy theorists will never let go of this. Nothing will convince them that it wasn't all a dastardly plot by the Americans. And there are plenty of people happy to peddle books and films to a gullible audience who are determined to believe it was an inside job. There are people out there who think Elvis is still alive, the moon landings were filmed in a studio, Shergar was kidnapped by a UFO, you name it. This'll be the same.
  14. Thank you for sharing that information dennis. Most schools have some form of initiation rites for new pupils. Obviously they practised very exotic ones at yours. I only broke a window by accident, but it was enough to saddle me with a reputation as a trouble-maker which only now am I beginning to shake off.
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