The Guest

The best thing that happened to our season was that Trent got injured. We would be struggling for fourth now if he’d been fit. Klopps only got himself to blame. It’s an absolute travesty that we’ve just carried on with these fucking garbage tactics week in week out and nobody is pointing out how fucking awful they are. We don’t create chances building with the ball because everything is crowded in the middle. We’ve got our fucking right back walking around standing next to our midfielders and nobody knows where to pass the ball and it’s been going on for months. I’ve got genuinely no idea what he’s meant to be doing in there. He’s literally playing 5 yard bounce passes back to the centre backs or hiding between Everton players. It’s fucking insane.

I don’t know who people think Danns is. He’s a young lad who can’t hold the ball at this level. He gives it away constantly. He’s not bursting away with pace or winning headers in the box. As bad as Nunez and Salah have been we would be conceding the game the second we brought him on.

Look at the absolute state of that cunt. What is he doing starting games for this club? Absolute lazy deluded fucking shitbag.

He’s got no right back to pass the ball to. Completely insane tactics are absolutely murdering us.

The first minute there is the exact reason that we can not carry on with this fucking crap. The occasions when Konate gets the ball and Trent just looks at him from about 3 yards away edging towards him just so we can do some pointless triangle to get him the ball in the middle of the pitch so that Konate is the right back out ball. Why? What are we getting from this? And then we give it away and we’ve got the walking cunt at centre back then. It’s insane.

It’s his behaviour after it as well. What is going through his mind is genuinely fascinating. Like he completely devoids himself of any responsibility. Not trying to get back for a worst case scenario which then develops and he’s a mile away so it can be someone else’s fault.

Trent on the goal just gets funnier and funnier the more you watch it. Have you ever seen a top flight right back ever defend like that?

My favourite bits of commentary is every game when Salah miss hits a shot or puts it over the bar from a simple chance and the commentator says “you just don’t expect that from Salah” as if he hasn’t been doing that every single year since he’s been here.

It’s Rafa levels of stubbornness for crap tactics that haven’t ever worked. Get Szobo off and put Trent in midfield if you’re that desperate to have him on the pitch. Deal with his laziness in there. Stop telling Robertson to do those stupid fucking runs inside and then just stand there thinking he’s going to score. That one in jury time then where he was pointing for where he wanted the ball in the 6 yard box from an impossible pass was hilarious. We are a fucking mess and it’s down to Klopp and Lijnders.

We are getting absolutely shafted by the refs. That’s the reality. Tarkowski two full hand push in Virg’s back earlier and not a thing. Konate nudges Calvert Lewin and instant free kick. The same shit when any of their players hit the deck. Just blowing instantly for everything. its the same shit again. Mr walk parking himself in midfield meaning nobody wide right to help Salah so he’s completely out of the game. Robertson doing those stupid shite inside runs where he then just stands up front while whoever is out wide left struggle to beat their man. What the fucking hell are the coaching staff playing at?

Mr walk shitting out of his header and all bell breaks loose. Fucking clown of a footballer.

The pedigree thing is nonsense really. There’s been a merry go round of managers that have won things at the dominant clubs in each country around Europe. They all consistently have the pick of the best players in that country. They then end up fucking it up or underperforming because they don’t actually do a lot. We aren’t the dominant team and we don’t spend like a top half team so it’s pointless thinking hiring one of these cunts is going to achieve anything. Alonso is a bit of a freak situation. Gone are the days of up and coming managers winning something in a country as an underdog like that. He would have been ideal but had he not won the league he would still have been the best option.

I didn’t say anything about a Conte myth.

Antonio Conte is the most Code suggestion of all time. We may as well bring Mourinho or Zidane in based on the same metrics. The reality is that their success is based on factors we can’t and won’t provide them but that doesn’t fit into the computer calculation. Loads of money and the best players in the league aren’t coming here. If we are ever to be successful as Klopp has proved we have to do it differently and the big money we do spend has to come from developing players and selling them off at over inflated prices to mugs. I didn’t think the Ancelotti myth would rebuild itself after the Napoli and Everton reality checks either but it has. He’s gone back to another job where he doesn’t have to do much because all the best young players in the world are going there and suddenly he’d be an ideal candidate for us as well.

I’ll call something else I reckon is going to get us fucked at some point. Trent isn’t just going into centre midfield. He’s stepping into centre back and Quansah is then going down the line as a right back. We are then giving the ball away leaving Trent at centre back getting attacked on where he will do exactly the same shit he does at right back.