Chip Butty

Cheers lads. It is a feat of engineering dedicated to a clean and fresh bum hole.

There’s nowt queer as folk.

Lid closed

Lid open

A sit down washer, seeing as I am the newly proud owner of a GMF 7035 Japanese shower toilet.

Before I went away on Tuesday, the heating brokeded. Diagnosed the issue as the expansion vessel, ordered a replacement, got back Friday, compared and all was good - drained the whole system this morning, replaced the vessel, primed the system, ran up, cleared a pain in the arse air lock and we now have a fully operational deaths star of a central heating system. Oh yes. 1 nil me.

I'd rather have ago at eating the pier, than that monstrosity. So fucking nasty they served it on a road sign........what did the sign say?... STOP eating shit

Hedley!

I’d immediately plumb for De Niro, but Mitchum played it quite sinister. So I’ll have to sit on the fence and say the character as a whole, T.

Pretentious shite.

Elmer Fudd Keyser Soze Shere Khan The Phatom Flan Flinger The Child Catcher Davros Warden Norton The Wicked Witch of the West The Borg Queen Max Cady(Cape Fear)

In town - Ma Bo Out of town - Cherry House(Ormskirk)

I really hate this fixture, their team and that ground, and now, of all weekends, we’ve got to go there. I really have picked the wrong week to give up glue sniffing.

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