Quixotica

Oh fercrissakes. I think the media is now wholly made up of neutered hand wringing piss bags. If anything, I like him even more now. And I giggled at many of the fine tags.

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Initial joy at getting to laugh at Chelsea, quickly replaced by the old tedious horror of any discussion involving Rafa. Personally I don't understand the view that it's some kind of slight towards us because he went to a shit club. It doesn't have anything to do with us. He's a football manager, they're a football club that need one. If nothing else, it's a way to get back in view, before Tio Perez lets Mourinho go. I can't decide which would make me happier though, to see Chelsea do better than Utd, and watch Ferguson's head finally explode, or to see Chelsea lose every game and watch as their sub-human fans forego their usual evenings of Sieg Heil fisting, and take to the streets foaming about a Fat Spanish Waiter ruining their ancient traditions.

Reading through this thread from the beginning, not having known who Duncan Jenkins was, is honestly a bit hilarious. An obvious comedy caricature of ITK's and journalists is so good that the Communications Director of LFC spends the clubs money to track him down and then bullies and threatens him with all sorts of rude and nonsensical shit because he thinks the information comes from an actual leak. Possibly. Or perhaps it's just a bit of attention seeking and comedy of a darker nature. Either way it's twisted farce. If this is true though, firstly well done to him for not simply bending over and taking it. And secondly, beyond the intimidation, how fucking stupid that powerful people at the club spent so much time this summer hand wringing over shit said on the internet. And I don't for one second believe that a tweet cost us 300,000 quid, but I wonder how much LFC has spent on New Media inanities since FSG took over. Evidently tracking and collating Twitter and blogs, seemingly spamming forums and comments. Bizarre way to go about things.

It will be interesting to see what comes to light after Ferguson and his influence have been retired for a few years.

"This game then gradually spread throughout the world under the lower class name of “Football”, rather than “Soccer” as the “gentlemen” called it." Perhaps he's using 'cunt' as a synonym for 'gentleman'? Very low class of him.

I thought we just recently announced it? I just read it somewhere, I remember being disappointed we didn't go for Valero. Maybe I dreamt the whole thing.

Valero is finished with his contract at Inter, but I think we recently announced our new keeper coach, and 'twere not him. Which, given how much Pepe loves him, you'd think that would've been the obvious choice. Maybe he wanted too much money or they thought he was a vestige of an old regime or something.

When I grow up I want to be a Twitter ITK.

Having a vagina doesn't automatically make you a boring unimaginative idiot with a sweet tooth.

One of the greatest arguments in the history of the whole wide internet I reckon. It's undead spectre still haunts us. Amazing. With Aquilani I don't care what happens. I'm over this particular flaccid flop. Hope he quietly signs for someone else in the summer, never to be heard from again. Really, same with Adam and Downing. Onward and upward.

I thought Carlos Slim owned a small percentage of the New York Times, which in turn owned a small percentage of NESV, so a few steps removed. Although he is quite wealthy. So maybe he could step in and build us a stadium and buy Messi. Vamos Carlito, flash those pesos Papi. How sad that the best we can even think to hope for is a sugar daddy. Proof that football is shit and we're all cunts really.

This thread seems like a virtual rendering of your wooing technique.

Short of Pat Mustard leaving a pungent trail, perhaps some young ne'er-do-wells are loitering on the corner outside the house enjoying a spliff or two? Are there vents/chimneys/windows close to where the smell occurs?

An English team can't play 'Pass & Move'? Err...