The_Goat

When they move stuff around in the supermarket just to make you look around the shop more

a woman in my work today said "In my old job it would often be raining when I looked out of one window but sunny when I looked out of the other window." She then paused for a second and said "Maybe that's just where clouds end"

Unless he is lost

Disappointed by this thread. I heard there are 6 leaked photo's

What would any of those ex players have to gain by colluding with UEFA?

Long ball teams dont win European Cups

I'm guessing the money he got off The Mirror will lesson the blow

I wonder what El Hadji Diouf thinks of all this

Your deffo not the only person who has shit themselves in a world trade centre

That Glen Murray is so slow he just ran backwards when clean through

you fucking cunt

Stephen Hawking?

I was on the train yesterday going the game and a couple got on at one the stops. The woman was telling her fella that she wanted to face forwards when the train pulled away. Her fella then told her which seat to seat on. She wasn't sure this was correct and started shouting at him 'are you sure?' The fella then had to explain to his missus that the train had just come from one direction and would continue on its journey in the same direction. The woman was well into her 40's.

I was against it coming in before last nights game and last night only cemented my opinion of it. Its going to take away the emotion of scoring a goal. West Broms third goal was a clear example of this. The ref went to VAR for no reason and it dampened their celebration. At the moment we are in the novelty phase of it and its all a bit of joke. Wait until teams start using it as a timewasting tactic. The Salah penalty decision took forever. I cant wait for some dogshit team to be 1 - 0 up at Anfield and they are throwing themselves all over the pitch to break up the play and cause any momentum we build up to cause a two minute delay whilst some shithouse ref refers every decision to VAR.

Jim White