TheBitch

Not seen anyone mention How To with John Wilson, it’s on iPlayer. 18 episodes just under 30 mins long. It’s a comedy documentary where he starts an episode with a random idea like How to throw out your batteries and he takes to the streets of New York with his camera filming people, talking to people and it veers from the insane to the ludicrous and somehow fits comedy, darkness and sadness into each episode. A bit like Louis Theroux with a handheld camera.

Seems somewhat ironic that our first clean sheet in about 15 games and I thought he was shit last night, so slow and ponderous to bring it out and pass it forward.

We’ve gone from… The new manager has got one of the best squads in Europe to work with… to… We’re shite and half the squad want binning off. So fair play to us for that.

Proper shite, this.

That miss by Mo is truly appalling by his standards.

That team is winning 4-1 at 90 mins. Then concedes a pen in the 95th minute. It’s what we do.

Big plane beaut.

Truss is demented.

We’ve reduced the goal difference deficit on Arsenal. Take the positives.

I’ll guarantee there’s a correlation of people who say joint top and people who don’t have beans on a breakfast.

I’m so sick of the bums up front for us that I would start him today. Yeah I’m a knee jerk dickhead like that, but it’s Crystal Palace at home.

The first time I’ve ever used the haha rep. That is amazing.

Well that was a tidy little day… Not feeling being in work right now though.

Just like Emre Can, his hair is massively overrated.