Yerma'satexan!

Anyone know any alehouses in Nicaragua showing the game? *Checks "Roughest Pub You've Ever Been In" thread.

I mentioned Laos earlier in the thread, that's all I know, or did know, my memories are all a bit of a blur now due to years of alcohol abuse. Yeah, I arrive in Bangkok on 10th December for a couple of nights, then go to Kanchanaburi to pet some tigers then down to Koh Phi Phi around the 16th Dec. Can meet up then if you're around.

From the top. Travelling for 7/8 months. Started in India 5 weeks ago, flew into Mumbai, got spotted by a "Casting Agent for Foriegn Models" whilst watching the Derby in a bar there. After much deliberation and convinced it was some kind of scam culminating in some kind of karma sutra style dry bumming, the next day I got picked up in a bus with some other westerners and went to Filmistan Studios in North Mumbai - Bollywood. Sure enough they dressed me in some kind on Don Johnson suit, albeit far too baggy, and told me to dance in some disco scene. Got paid 500 rupees (abar 6 quid). Film is called Housefull 2, a comedy I'm led to believe, if I wasn't starring in it, I think i'd swerve it. After which travelled south through Goa, Karnataka, Kerala, Tamil Nadu. Got stuck in Chennai due to flooded roads, and trains fully booked. Eventually managed to leave on a two day train to Agra, arriving in the morning leaving in the evening, to see the Taj Mahal, only to find it's shut on that particular day, every Friday, derp! Then onwards to Varanasi, situated on the Ganges and Hinduism most holiest place, where I'm currently wading through alleyways full of Barbra Streisand's phlegm and cow/dog/human/dirty stinkin' ape shit. Going to Kashmir after this for 3 weeks then onto Nepal to trek the Annapurna circuit and base camp. Then to Thailand for Chrimbo and Koh Phangan for news years, the full moon party actually lands on News Years eve this year. Afterwards going island hopping around Indonesia for a month, then Hong Kong and leave mid Feb, then over to Ecuador and traveling north through Colombia and Central America (Panama, Costa Rica, Belize, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico) then home in May/June.

John Carew's a massive hom.

Not an sexual outing as such, but yesterday I witnessed Barbra Streisand spitting chewy into the Ganges at Varanasi in India, the dirty heathen Hindu hating biatch.

At least once a day during weekdays and three or four times a day at weekends. Mmmmm sex.

Tom Ross did audition for X-Factor and sang a Sam Cooke Song, She Was Only 16, if I recall.

Is there much difference between 2CB´s and 2CI´s?

Try mushies next. There´s loads here now as the season starts a month earlier. Gota small arsenal already.

Tom Ross once bummed two girls at once, in a on-all-fours double decker position, in my flatemates bed, which later broke due to said buming. This is completely true and is in no way embellished.

Called in sick today, then got up at 3pm today, then had a couple of joints, then my bird got dressed up in some provocative lingerie, then made sweet sweet fuck, then played footy with my mates, got back from footy, my bird had made fajitas, ate the fajitas, now gonna watch the footy and have a couple more joints, then more sexy time, then sleep.

Trollhunter - Norwegian film. Hilarious, gets funnier thoughout. 8.5/10.

"Who are ya, who are ya, who are ya...". Hahaha, boss that Exeter.

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Zulfi´s Hot Spot in Leeds is best Kebab gaff in the land. The Chicken Tikka Sandwich is not undelicious. Was opposite where I used to live. http://www.metro.co.uk/home/842673-leeds-has-best-doner-kebab-shop-in-the-land