Dante

Like a version of Spitting Image.

To avoid all this the City owners should build a giant cannon and fire each player from Manchester onto the Anfield centre circle whilst wearing wing suits sponsored by Etihad Airways and waving a plastic flag as they land.

One would hope this is the case. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. I'm halfway there myself.

Yeah, Milner seems like a good bloke, be nice to meet someone more boring than me as well though.

If only Liverpool refuse to countenance any offer for Phillippe Coutinho this window as it would be completely fucking insane and jeopardize both our CL chances and possible top 4 position in the league cos we won't buy any other fucker to replace him. #batshitfuckingnuts

Yeah, I think with both Pearce and Joyce briefing that Klopp is prepared to wait to get his targets, it sounds ominous for any January reinforcements. Some Bundesliga journo tweeted this 2 hours ago @Chris78Williams 2h 2 hours ago Leipzig are not open to letting Naby Keita leave during this window. Europa League challenges and a quest for Champions League qualification through the #Bundesliga far outweigh the departure of any key player in January. #RBL So Keita seems a very long shot too.

Loved the daughter story, she'll idolise you as a football Nostradamus now.

How far does the Nike involvement stretch, paying part of the fee for Phil, wanting him as a main sponsor for their World Cup campaign. Have they basically paid the entire fee or how much did they pay? The main question is, how deep is their glove?

So if Monaco are blocking Lemar's exit and Mahrez is a no-go who the fuck are we signing as a replacement?

Martin Tyler. £75m new player scores possible winning goal in last few minutes of a derby cup match and this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcecGnv0JIg

Virgil is such a magnificent bastard.

From another forum I speak portuguese. He says "ta loco? ta loco? ta loco? filho da puta" are you crazy? (3x) son of a b****