The Acolyte

This possible transfer requires the gentle touch. No gun jumping as Aulas will do a Southampton.

Wants a bidding war but for the price he wants how many clubs can:A. Afford him B. Guarantee him first team football C. Be attractive enough that he wants to go there?

Barcelona chairman has stated Dembele is going nowhere. After Tello and Montoya we should know better.

Thread has lost its way due to a pair of wankers. Someone get this back on track.

Yeah. Just another keyboard warrior. Best ignored.

Was dealing with one dumb fuck statement at a time. Obvious no one got your retarded joke. I've seen In Bruges. So funny I forgot all about it.

Does your carer know you're on the internet?

What the fuck has colour got to do with it. Bellend.

I think if it wasn't for the World Cup we would have. Imagine how pissed off he'd have been to be forced to play on and make it worse, and miss the World Cup. Journos here and abroad would be stirring it up till he eventually leaves

Tight bastards. Hope they paid the full whack for Coutinho

In other news. Bernard is available on a free.

Bollocks. No way. They Must have coughed it all up for Suarez by now?

Show of hands. How many of you would dump your other half if that heavenly creature gave you the nod?

Fancied her since Cloverfield

No South Americans. They treat us as a stepping stone to Barcelona or Real Madrid. No more deals with either of those cunt teams again.