sir roger

Aye, I'm not convinced Fury will ever share a ring with Usyk either.

Quite amusing him waffling on about the Defence budget in 2030. People will barely remember your name by 2030, you annoying little porg.

Billam-Smith v Riakhpore should be a decent match-up.

Dolly wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same afternoon. Not a bad day's work.

My mate was saying last night that if we had started the season in fits and starts, but got better as it went on, won the Worthington Cup and worked our way into a comfortable CL place, we would probably be happy enough, but we have done it arse about face.

I vaguely remember that she splits opinion on here, but I do like Jo Blythe.

' She's Free '

Isn't he the blert who was going berserk about how shit the Brexit deal was, without mentioning that he fucking negotiated it.

He got a second yellow, but it seems that the rules mean he doesn't get sent off if one of them is in the shoot out.

Light-hearted take from the Guardian on our finishing problems, and Jurgen being ' off-yer-pop '

If I wanted my bacon to smell like fish, I would buy fish.

There's no way you are under 16, you old cunt.

Just went to make some bacon and realised that I had bought smoked bacon by mistake from Tesco ,but it was in a blue packet. Surely smoked bacon is always in red packets.

You've met the wife's sisters then ?

Grammar sucks'