sir roger

I vaguely remember that she splits opinion on here, but I do like Jo Blythe.

' She's Free '

Isn't he the blert who was going berserk about how shit the Brexit deal was, without mentioning that he fucking negotiated it.

He got a second yellow, but it seems that the rules mean he doesn't get sent off if one of them is in the shoot out.

Light-hearted take from the Guardian on our finishing problems, and Jurgen being ' off-yer-pop '

If I wanted my bacon to smell like fish, I would buy fish.

There's no way you are under 16, you old cunt.

Just went to make some bacon and realised that I had bought smoked bacon by mistake from Tesco ,but it was in a blue packet. Surely smoked bacon is always in red packets.

You've met the wife's sisters then ?

Grammar sucks'

Definitely will be 0-0 until at least tomorrow night

Might have to start the ciggy runs from Tenerife again.

In years gone by I would have gone down the ' keep it clipped ' route, but having seen the price and look of my two nephews' Turkey transplants, i would be over there like a shot if I was a young / youngish guy. While it being a cheeky post with me being lucky with my hair in my 60's, the 5 or 6 lads I drink with are all bald and have said the same.

What sandwiches and vol au vents are likely to be available in the Brick ?

And 30 of her relatives !! I used to struggle when her mother in law stayed for a week.