RedBrian84

Well bloody hell it's been a good long while since I've been on here - good to see that there's still good threads kicking about. I've got to say Enrique and Moreno the pair of absolute fucking blends. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

The Return of the King - 10 severed Gondorian heads out of ten. A near-perfect finale to an epic, peerless trilogy of films. People can gripe about the multiple endings and the rather rushed demise of Saruman or other perceived omissions/changes to the text but for me I don't think anybody could have presented such a massive series of books better than Jackson. This was a war film in every sense. In fact, the entire story is about a world plunged into an all-consuming, utterly destructive war. Breathtaking visuals, superbly acted, riveting story and so gripping. I get goosebumps every time the Rohirrum appear on the horizon to rescue Minas Tirith. Love it. Could watch it over and over. The battle of Pelannor Fields is fucking awesome.

When A Child Is Born by Johnny Mathis Anything by that bellend Kesha. Her voice goes through me.

"Aim for the flat top!" - Ghostbusters

1) Sally from BBC Breakfast. What a gimp. 2) Spiders 3) All Apple products.

Tinned mackerel in red sauce on buttered toast. Delightful.

"Armed? Armed with what?" "Oh, I don't know. Bad breath? Colourful language? Feather duster? Guns you tit!" - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

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Mad-Eye Moody, Harry Potter

Robert Muldoon, Jurassic Park "Clever girl....."

"That's why Roger Pedacter is dead! He found Captain Winky!" - Ace Ventura "Look son, we burnt this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814 and I'm all for doing it again" - Malcom Tucker, In The Loop "I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't" - Topper Harley, Hot Shots! Part Deux

300. On ITV2 tonight and with fuck all else on decided to give it another blast. Completely absurd, over-the-top homoerotic wargasm. But entertaining and stupidly daft with it. Enjoyable watch on a Friday night with a beer. 7/10

David Thewlis in Kingdom of Heaven played a boss character with more than a hint of the miraculous about him (especially evident in the director's cut) called Hospitaller. And maintaining the Harry Potter link, Maggie Smith was ace as McGonagall in all eight HP films, despite playing the last two racked with cancer.

Sam Brown has one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard.