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Primark on Church Street are selling Real Madrid T shirts. The blues are snapping them up.

This will be a repeat of the Swansea away game.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-42637758

It's got 'turgid 0 - 0 draw' written all over it.

I don't know about gun crime and rape, but I think the rise in domestic violence is down to how bad a season Everton are having. Everton wives.... http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/alarming-rises-gun-crime-rape-13953658

The Phil Silvers Show (Bilko)

"You speak good English" I was born in Liverpool and the compliment was paid by a drunk Nigerian fella.

It's wrong. Very, very wrong.

Sign him up to the Liverpool Legends team so we can see him and Gerrard in midfield together again.

Thought that was Bolton Away. Last minute, couldn't keep out a tame shot from Dean Holdsworth

Woodburn our youngest ever scorer

No one sings "Your arse is on your 'ead" at bald players or "He shot, He missed, He must be fuckin' pissed" anymore. A variation of that was The Kop to Elton John sat in the Directors box "He shot, He cum, all over Luther's bum, Elton John, Elton John"

Blue in work keeps saying "Everton are the most hated team in the Premier League because we are the richest. We can now buy anyone we want"

Thought Lallana was the best player on the pitch first half and after watching him every week, I never thought I'd be saying that. He has been involved in everything whereas Sterling has been fairly anonymous.

Saving the kids for Tuesday. Playing the shite in the meaningless league game.