Josef Svejk

Is there any point discussing a heat-of-the-moment remark 13 hours later? I mean, there's a debate to be had. But "measured" responses to in-match or immediate post-match comments the following day seems pretty pointless to me.

One of the most spectacular known cases of a good player turning shit.

We were gifted an opportunity to do something after 5 minutes tonight. And produced jack shit thereafter. We haven't scored a goal from open play since the Sheffield United game. In which we were also shit. This regime is over. I'd be surprised if we win more than two of our remaining games.

His shitting-out-of-physical-challenges numbers were off the charts.

Gutless performance.

While these fucks have let Klopp down, his "retirement" announcement was idiotic.

I remember a while back someone suggesting that Code was crazy for claiming that Thiago would improve us...

These fuckers have let Klopp down this past month.

Anybody know how minutes since we last scored that goal from open play against Sheffield United, then?

Fulham, though. Don't fancy our chances.

Truly appalling by my standards. And I have no standards.

From a corner?

When's the last time we scored a goal from open play?

We need the boys, boys, boys to do well...

I do indeed. I subscribed as soon as Off the Ball went behind a costly paywall.