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My mate works for a company who deliver bread to Spars and outlets of that nature, he works night most week days. He was standing outside his place of work, near to Bold Street, having a smoke and talking with his mate, when up walks Kev Seed and asks for a lift to the News Bar, my mate turned to him and said this aint a Taxi rank- to which Kev Seed replied'' do you know who i am, i'm a famous radio presenter''. Suddenly a head pops round the garage and says '' ex Radio DJ, now f**k off'' He was gutted and sloped off down the road with a wave of laughter echoing behind him.Kev Seed who thinks he 's more important that he is. When people start saying do you know who i am, they deserve everything they get. Utter Class!:yes:

It has to be Street Fighter....nothing comes near, as Gulile would say "I came. I saw. I destroyed! Power. Skill. Strength. Period."

Errrr...MagnificentMasc.....who allowed you out the cleaners cupboard? We have been through this numerous times.....when all the staff have gone home you can come out....until then back in the cleners cupboard you go.

Da Pmantis which floor do you work on in the CRB?

Anyone know how i can unlock the LG KU990 Viewty for free? Thanks.

Four of my mates went last night and said it was awful. 30-40 people getting up to go the bar when he was performing and people shouting out, why pay 30 quid to shout ''bastard'' at the top of your voice. Apparently he didnt seem arsed at all and just wanted to get the show over. When it had finished they had 6 or 7 exits closed off....the reason? They took them to the exit next to the Souvenir shop...robbing B**tards!

I can't think of a single t-shirt ever sold by Liverpool FC (or anyone else attaching themselves to the club) that berates Manchester to such an extent. Can you imagine the outrage if someobody started selling t-shirts with a picture of a plane wreck on them? Even if they did, I'd be amazed if any Liverpool fan actually bought one. How sick can they be? It’s a shame they don’t put all their efforts into supporting their club rather than worrying about somebeody else's. They are worse than Everton in that respect. Have you ever listened to their crowd during a random league match? At least half their songs contain the word "Liverpool" or "Scousers". They are obsessed - I actually feel quite sorry for them. We Won It Three Times (Without Killing Anyone) T-Shirt from TShirtsUnited.com

I will try that...thanking you RIS.

Ye it's one of the new LG mobiles.

Anyone know how and where i can download free games ?

Apparently ITV are showing his cremation...the show is titled 'You've been Flamed'.

To be honest Bob i cant see anything beating Kauto, no matter what the grounds like on the day. Denman will give it a go but Kauto is too good.

I'll be looking very closely at your Aintreee tips this year- you made me a tidy sum last time.:thumbsup:

1-10 Newcastle- 150 -1 third- what the F**k!:wallbutt:

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